Springing the new Sequential Thread

Obnoxious things to teach a 3 year old [NEED ANSWER FAST]

Ways your kids are currently driving you crazy?

**What do you do with your awesome God powers?

I have a Jeopardy! audition next month… **

Nerdy Confessions
Playing Civ II game for 10 years!

**EEWWWW-make sure your squid is well cooked

Yay … damn

VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

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Even more appropriate if you read the first thread:

** What do you do with your awesome God powers?
Sharp, tho mild pains…seemingly on outer surface of cranium, etc…**

“Mess with me, mere mortal, and you shall suffer sharp tho mild pains! Bwa-ha-ha!” Sorry Jehovah, you’re losing it.

Best off line long term storage solution for digital photos?
Tying a rope to wood beam.

A simple yet elegant solution. And no monthly fee.

What happens to people who don’t bathe?
How do I kill the fungus in my shoe?

Erg.

Help me learn to camp cook? What do you cook while camping? How?
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

Double Erg.

Everyone on Earth to get their sexual orientation reversed. Can you handle it? Can the world?
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

I guess you’re prepared!

The child I put up for adoption 26 years ago has found me.
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

“OK, it was 26 years ago–I remember coming out of it…Here kitty kitty kitty!”

**One of the Geekiest Songs Evah

VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina
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Pretty fruitful thread, that vagina.

Has anyone seen any Romney bumper stickers or yard signs?
Romney’s Coming . . . .

And he is not going to be happy.

My Aunt died
Fairly simple math problem

You have two aunts. One of them dies. How many aunts do you have left?

All those gears on bicycles
Needs help with an injured bunny fast

For starters, stop pedaling.

What Happens to People Who Don’t Bathe?
What Was The “White Star Lines” Ticketing Policy in 1912?

The untold story of why so many people didn’t make it into the lifeboats.

Give me last minute travel advice
Walking across Niagara on a tightrope

Luggage might be problematic.

**Help me with my overly religious and bigoted dad
My father is mad at me because of the fact that I listen to a song praising A. Hitler **

I dunno; I think your dad kinda has a point on that one.

Meeting a longtime friend in real life. How do I alleviate family concerns?
Nerdy Confessions

“We met on a Harry Potter fanfic e-mail list. We’re gonna get together and just hang out, maybe do some LARPing.”

Hmmm…dunno how much that will alleviate things.

Should Christians Be Forced to Photograph Gay Weddings?
Would Christians Who Are Against Birth Control Be Okay With This?
Boxing and Christianity - are they compatible?

With your faith and a good right cross, you’re unstoppable.

**What Happens to People Who Don’t Bathe?

Corporations declared to be people? Huh?
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What happens to corporations that don’t bathe?