Squares or triangle cut pizzas?

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I don’t eat pizza (personal reaction) so I normally wouldn’t have a dog in the fight.

But I recall an awesome take on the issue from @Stranger_On_A_Train who has taken a walkabout from these parts and felt it was worth of inclusion. All credit to them, and my apologies if sharing it is too much, but you’ll have to come back to yell at me Stranger.

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What the…they cut the pizza into squares? Like Showbiz Pizza for little children that can’t handle a whole slice? What is the point of that? Pizza is a trigonometric expression of analytical cuisinometry, hence the name. It is supposed to come in slices measuring in fractions of 𝞹, not rectangles and weird little leftover off-angle segments like some kind of failed origami experiment. If anything, that is worse than deep dish pizza, which is at least half-honest in its description. How do…