Ssshhhhhhhh, don't tell rjk...

that I’m throwing a 500th post party for him! :smiley: He’s only two away, so he should hit it this thread. I’ll invite him over to my place for a nice quiet evening - when he gets here, everyone say surprise!

In honor, I’m having a potluck dinner, everyone bring their favorite dish(and maybe a pun or two). I’m making two family traditions: Spanish spareribs & rice, and Aunt Polly’s chocolate pie.

We also have an open bar, hot tub, assortment of scented oils and twister game set up in the rumpus room. (Warning: using oils in conjunction with the twister game could leave you in an interesting condition :eek: )

Grace is my favorite dish, but she won’t let me take her anywhere.

as for the other, I’ve made up a collection of half-baked hot cross puns, as well as some rigama-rolls and some raga-muffins

::enters wearing nothing::

Damn. I thought we were playing naked twister. I’ll go get some clothes.

::leaves. The light shining off his white ass temporarily blinds Chef and Zyada::

Sorry.

:: puts on sunglasses :cool: :: I’m sure someone will be along shortly to play naked twister with you. No need to get dressed (hubba, hubba) If you’re a little cool we could turn the heat up.

I see you’ve brought the nuts. :smiley: Maybe we could start a fire and have roasted nuts. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey rjk, I think I still owe you a beer, the next time you are in Weyburn, I’ll buy one for you. :slight_smile:
Happy 500th

Keith

::wanders in off the street::
Wow, Ag’s here I see, or rather can hardly see.
Hi, y’all! Happy 500 whatevers, rjk.

::heads for the bar, shaking head::
I bet it’s just going to be me and Ag playing naked twister, again.

Jim

Happy 500th posting rjk. So when does the nekkid twister start?

Hey Troy, will you be playing too?

Congrats, rjk!

Looking forward to seeing you on the 17th~

And I’ll even buy you a beer!

Scotti

Is it really 500 so soon? Time flies when you’re having fun, they say. (Or is that ‘pun’? Or ‘like a banana’?)

Anyway, I’ll have a drink for now, and see what’s up the next time I look in.

Now to go and see what my post count really is…

Happy 500, rjk.

Now where’s that bar…?

Yes, that last post was 500! Thanks, Zyada, for noticing! (I’m sure there’s something in there about a wonderful ballet dancer being tutu sweet, but it’s late and I’ve been fighting with Windows and printers all evening.) I think I’ll nibble some of those ribs for now and get to the pie later.

And thanks to the rest for being here!

In particular, Odieman, I’ll be there over Christmas and take you up on that beer, and Scotti, I’ll hope to make it for the 17th.

Sheesh, honey~

I’m as boring as it gets, we live in the same time zone, and even I am still up!

Oh well, let me say that I expect you to be there. If you need to take the bus, I will pick you up at the station.

Scotti Has Spoken!

[sub]Of course, if you can’t manage it, I will forgive you.[/sub]

:slight_smile:

Scotti, getting to B’ham is no problem, but getting home is. Buses don’t run late at night! Mail me later and we’ll see if there’s a plan …
Meanwhile, back to the party! Where’s that cinnamon oil?

Um, given what you told me about a certain picture of you, Grace…I’m far less interested in seeing you play nekkid picture than I was before!

::fleeing::

**

s’okay, babe~

Truly, we will find a way to work it out. Actually, I am really hoping that Nigel will be able to come, 'cuz I like himn a lot. If he can’t make it, we will figure out a way to work it out, I promise!

Well, I prefer vanilla, myself. Where is my darling Danielinthewolvesden? I gave him ALL of my vanilla oil, and my back hurts!

Whiney Scotti

Well, vanilla is nice too. And look! There’s a little bottle of it right here!

Just slip that dress off your shoulders and stretch out here by the fire. We’ll let the oil warm a bit and we’ll be all set.

Grace has a wiener! Grace has a wiener! :smiley: :smiley: Miss me, Grace?

Just wait until y’all see the picture. Troy’s fixed it so that certain “parts” are covered.

Can’t wait to see the pic, Grace!

And if you post soon, we can repair the fixes!

rjk - I could use a nice backrub. Could you see if there’s any sandlewood oil?

Ummm… you don’t mind rubbing oil all over my naked body, do you? :smiley: