The cake’s over there, on the fully-stocked bar. :: points::
The mud-wrestling pit is filling up, and the strippers are on their way. Volunteer strippers are also welcome. 
It’s our favorite Chikkboo’s 1,000th post! Rejoice! C’mon, make this do better than the party thread she started for me!
And now, to make it an official post-count party: Good for you. 
I love you, Jeffie. ::smooches racinchikki::
Woohoo! Party!
Where the hell are the strippers already? We need some nakedness.
Nice ass-cake, though I don’t wanna be the first one to take a bite 
Mud rasslin’? Sounds interesting!
::gets herself a hard lemonade:: If the strippers don’t show up soon I’m making you fill in, Gunny.
:: Walks into the room wearing cowboy boots with spurs, leather chaps, a ten-gallon hat, and a g-string…and nothing else. He approaches the hosts. ::
You rang?
[Homer Simpson voice] Mmmmm. Ass Cake. [/Homer Simpson voice]
all I want to know is how they got Racin an ass cake encased in a tight Nomex garment…and which racer posed for it…happy 1,000 and here’s a bag of Smarties for ya.
Keith
:: Walks into the room wearing cowboy boots with spurs, leather chaps, a ten-gallon hat, tasseled pasties and a g-string…and nothing else. She approaches the hosts. ::
:looks at Fiver:
Dude you look great
Where’s the beer and tequila?
Congrats racinchikki, ain’t it grand?
Welcome to the exclusive 1000+ post club Racinchikki.
<deftly demonstrates the secret handshake>
<does the secret dance>
<finds and drinks the weirdest thing at the bar>
Hey, and check it out! All of us posting here so far are also 1000+ posters!
:: Climbs the stage with The Mermaid, where they begin a bizarre and deeply disturbing “mirror” strip act. ::
Big congrats racinchikki! 
Congratulations, racin’!
My contribution, as always, is this portable hot tub…can someone help me pull it off the truck and set it up? Preferably someone with clothes on so we don’t scandalize the neighbors?
Scotti
Congratulations, racinchikki!
Congrats racinchikki!!!
Wow, it’s been a pretty impressive couple of weeks for you, first you win the Rysdad Raffle and now this, you must be feeling really important about now.
Cool.
Now, somebody said something about a big-ass cake, mud rasslin, hot tub and likker.
Lets paaarrrrttaaayyy!!!
Woooohoooo!!!
[sub] who’s the big-ass?[/sub]
And when you get to the 3000 post club, I will teach you the secret of… oh wait, what am I doing? I can’t talk about that yet!
And next time, can we get another kind of cake? I’m getting tired of eating ass cake at all these things.
Happy thou, racinchikki!
I abhore post party threads. I avoid them like the plague. But the penis in the boobies got me interested. What can I say, I’m like everyone else.
Now where the hell are the boobies!!
Yeah, I heard someone say “boobies”, so where the heck are they already?
Another ass cake, huh? (grabs slice)
Somebody toss me a pepsi.
Now, about those boobies …
Congrats! One day, I’ll be there, too.
(BTW, we need to talk about the NYC Dopefest and see if it will work out.)
What the hell? 
::checks out the link in Gunslinger’s sig::
Oh…how many names does this chikki have?
Congrats Racinchikki
And as a special gift just for you…the WWF European Champion…
Matt Hardy
He’s yours for the night-do with him whatever you feel is appropirate
I’m so happy that everyone appreciates my ass-cake!
By the way, happy thousandth! Here’s to many more!
::goes to stuff a five-dollar bill into the male stripper’s leather speedo::