I just made my 500th post!!! Yippeee!!! Let’s get naked and party! The bar is to the left, the pool is to the right, there’s bathing suits available for those who don’t want to be naked.
::mixing a Bacardi Limon and 7-up and stripping down::
Where’s ChiefScott? I need someone to rub some lotion on me! I guess if he’s not available, someone else will have to do it. Any takers?
grabs a large glass of Orange Juice
Wait till I wake up. 
congrats!hey i’ll take a nice swim in that pool, anyone wanna join me?
I’ll take a 151 and Sprite.
(It’s already been a long day.)
Nope, I don’t believe ya! But I’ll gladly rub that lotion on your back!
500? You go girl! My lord, I’d think at 500 you deserve a helluva lot more than a rub down. And I bet you get it. 
I’m not up for a stiff drink yet this morning…mind if I make myself a white mocha? Hey! We could make waffles…not too enticing, I know, but think of what you can do with the syrup…
Congrats!
Congratulations, Rachelle! Woo hoo! I’ll have a banana daquiri, please. I promise not to spill it in the pool!
Can I come too? I’m already nekkid!!!
Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! Naked chicks! SMACK
Sorry.
Pass me a beer.
Hey, ChiefScott, watch where you’re pointing that thing! You could take someone’s eye out!
I’m referring, of course, to the swizzle stick in your drink…
I see there is orange juice… might I assume there is Vodka to go along with it?
A dip in the pool could be just the thing to wake me up this morning.
Happy 500, Rachelle
Here’s your 151 and Sprite jesuslynch. Soulsling, I’ll take that rubdown anytime you’re ready!
Struuter has his white mocha and AudreyK, here’s your banana daquiri. Spooje, go ahead and jump in the pool, wacky ninja is already there. What do you want to drink?
Here’s your beer Chief… are you gonna strip or what!
KimKatt, of course we have vodka! I’ll mix you one up.
Ouch. I guess I’ll have to undo a few more buttons and let my ample cleavage speak for itself. LOL
It’s okay, Rachelle…I’m just giving you a hard time. Must be the mustache from the mocha…
struuter
gets a keg sized glass of Coke
I’ll be in the jacuzzi, if anyone needs me.
and the water had better be cool, I’m tired of heat.
Dammit, no one tells me anything !
Congrats Rachelle !!
I’ll take some te-kill-ya, and a nice female doper to help me make sure my back does not burn . . .
I’ll take the role of designated driver, but only if i get to look at dancing girls first. Bring 'em on!
Oh, and congrats on the milestone.
Struuter, my humble apology… my finger’s and brain just aren’t working right today!!! Sooooo sorry!!
Here’s your tequila NothingMan!
Who wants to dance for Mullintaor? I’m game but I need some more females to join me! Just one condition Mully… you have to strip down first!!
Whoo Hoo! Congrats Rachelle! Now all I need is a bloody mary and oh yeah one more thing, I almost forgot…
BRING ON THE NAKED MEN!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!
You called?
Man am I glad to see you, Gunslinger. I was starting to suspect that I’d be the only one showing up without any trousers.
Congratulations, Rachelle. Please allow me to introduce mysel –
Woah! Don’t shake that! My hand, woman! My hand!
Happy 500!
Here, I have a bunch of straws and assorted oils/lotions left over from my 200th post party. Maybe they’ll come in handy here!
Woo hoo! Pantsless men!