My Finnish boobs like that catchy tune. 
But they don’t want to cause heart attacks, so they prefer to stay pleasantly confined.
A couple of proud-standing 36Ds reporting for duty, Euty sir!
I have utilized some of my husband’s camo paint (left over from his time in the USAF) to render them invisible in the wilderness of the enemy.
What’s their first assignment?
I love the song meek.
Switching now to a live report from my navel base, the Seaman are assembled. The Chief Petty Officer believes he should be petting all new recruits personally. Even the Rear Admiral wants to participate and has volunteered do frontal inspections as well as keeping an eye on the rears.
matt comes in, starts spreading seditious ideas about Canadian pectorals, gets beat up, goes away
They can take our lives
but the can not take OUR BOOBIES!
Bah, matt, we wouldn’t beat you up over that. Canadian Pectoral Pride is a good and fine thing as well, and if our Canadian brothers will be standing tall alongside us, we’d be glad to have them.
Being on the less-endowed side, I’m glad that gravity hasn’t been able to make much headway. And even if it does, it’s nothing a decent underwire can’t whip back into shape.
Washington -
In order to prevent our precious American boobs from falling victim to this dastardly holy war, the Attorney General has announced the formation of the Terrorism Information and Tracking System. This new system will employ volunteers from all industries and all corners of the country, including bra salesmen, massage therapists, and adult night club bouncers. Members of this organization will help keep the boobs of this country safe and snug by keeping a watchful eye and lending a helping hand. Suspicious boob activity will be immediately reported through the new national hotline, available at 1-800-4RBOOBS. The Attorney General believes this new network will provide much needed support, especially during the sagging economy, and allow Americans to get a firm grasp on a sensitive situation.
Euty, gravity forces advancing in sector 36D – permission to manually buttress?
After reading this thread, I’m doing a little fondling myself. . . .
It’s that All-American Spirit that keeps us thrust to the forefront of Self-Reliance. Having hoisted ourselves by our own bra-straps, we stand firm in our resolve to be unyielding to the face of the enemy.
I’ve always been proud to do my part, for indeed in this great nation, our cup runneth over.
I’d be glad to help judge in the Aussie-American boob off.