Stand up and be counted!

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Fuck, Fucken, Foutre…

Who’d have thought a counting thread would be so instructive?

Are there any counting songs that go up?

Kiss Off, by the Violent Femmes.

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cul de lac – French for ‘milky ass’.
Now, imagine what cul de sac means… :smiley:

1,2,3,4, Come on baby say you love me, 5,6,7 times. 8,9,10,11…
(Gloria Estefan, I think)

And of course there’s the old Sesame Street song: one two three FOUR FIVE six seven eight NINE TEN eleven TWELVE

oh yeah, and i’ll be…867-5309

1,048,576

oops, sly already has 8575309!

just call me 666

crap, that was supposed to be 8675309

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Another lovely Spanish jewel… pendejo meaning that ickle annoying piece of poo that gets stuck in the bum hair…

It’s amazing what you learn at uni :smiley:
and one of the first things my students want to learn - all the cuss words…

h, known to its friends as 6.626*10[sup]-34[/sup].

From the Latin, irrumator, the (as it were) beneficiary, rather than the active performer, of a certain sex act. (Think Bill, rather than Monica).

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Culero: spanish, I guess you could translate it to mean asshole