Sit down, you’re rockin’ the nacelle.
Wait 'til you hear their rendition of “Onward Enlightened Non-Denominational Members of a Para-Military Exploration Organization.”
BTW, NCB, what plus-size mommy model? I re-read the thread and yours was the first post I could find that mentioned her.
This X-mas on UPN, It’s that time of year again:
cut to scene of Archer standing outside a starbase ringing a spacebell
Archer: Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! Give me money! Ding Ding Ding!
Alien: Bah, Humbug!
Yes, it’s ENTERPRISE SAVES CHRISTMAS!
T’Pol: Captain, Christmas is not logical.
Trip: Logic Smogic, I just want me some presents. So lets your green blood and my red blood make the season right!
Reed: Captain, there are 12 Drummers Drumming, 11 Pipers Piping, 10 Lords a Leaping, 22 birds, a tree, and 5 gold rings on C-Deck, and they’re armed!
Archer: What happened to the 8 Maids a Milking and 9 Ladies Dancing?
Reed: They’re back in my Quarters! 
Mayweather: It wasn’t really such a bad Dilithium Christmas Tree, it just needed some love…
Hoshi: Some jerk just told me i would be visited by three spirits. So i threw him out the airlock! Tiny Tim can eat it!
Phlox: I just attach this Flugian Illumno-beetle to your nose…
Trip: Great, now i have a bright red nose. When will that be useful?
Archer: Archer to Trip, get up here, we just entered a Foggy Patch of the expanse. Won’t you guide our ship tonight?
Future Guy: They sing without phasers! they sing without transporters! They sing without Bat’leths, tribbles, and Fooz-banglers!
And then at that time, Future Guy’s heart did grow three time’s it’s size!
Phlox: That can’t possibly be medically good! Let me treat you!
Porthos: Arf! Get this antler off my head!
MERRY CHRISTMAS CAPTAIN ARCHER!!! Doo do do da-do do do doo, do do doo, da-do do dooooo…
Hi, Linus!
I rock my nacelles twice a week in Pilates.
**RikWriter ** is sending me a copy of Joan from last week, viva.
And by the way, Tars, I think *Linus ** said that Hoshi was ugly in one of his previous posts. You gonna let him talk about our wife like that?
*In the future, everyone’s Mormon, but the women have multiple husbands instead of the men having multiple wives.
I left it on UPN while we were all talking, and they were showing this model search show. The two faves of mine had figures of 36-24-36 or so and looked GREAT! One was a mother, about 26 years old. She was the first one kicked off. Anyways… the two fabulous babes were told that they were plus size models. WTF!!!
A nice, normal looking babe with grrreat! hips, ass, hooters, and stunningly beautiful face and they label her as a plus size…
I must protest, sir! Calling that movie the first Batman movie is like calling ST:TNG the first Star Trek series.
i still have my Bat-Shark Repellant! 
Mormon? No way, it’s clones all the way. I have 5 Hoshi clone wives myself. And let me tell you, all i hear is yak yak yak (since they all speak 6 million forms of communication each)
That’s wise, old chum. You never know when that will come in handy and it’s best to be prepared.
NoClueBoy, you’ve got to be kidding me. I visited the web site. There were two women that were all of 135 lbs and they were 5’10" & 5’11". <Sigh>
Hi right back atcha, Viva.
You know — and it’s strange to be saying this in a Trek thread, but — it is possible to be too geeky.
This line made me snort like a mugatu! Tars, may I use this as my sig?
Cervaise:
Thanks for the MACO summary. I saw the season finale, but I missed the first couple episodes this season.
I always see the problem with the Nielsen Ratings as one of quantity versus quality (or even usability). Say one show has a 20% Share and another has a 10% Share. This says nothing about the loyalty of the people watching or (more importantly to the advertisers) whether they are going to buy. If both shows had a few loyal people and a few people buying the advertised products it wouldn’t compare to a show with a large loyal following whose patrons bought more of the advertised products.
But, ya know, I rarely watch a show and think, “Yeah, I gotta get a George Foreman Grill because this show really perks my nipples!” Call me heartless.
Now, when Big Brother installs Interest-O-Rama and detects my interest in a show and product THEN they can rate something! Why, before ya know it I’ll be sittin’ on the couch, eyes toothpicked open, listening to some Ludwig Von, and drooling from Targeted Product Placement! [homer]mmm, drooooool[/homer]
Chum? Shark? Hah!
That’s a joke, son, ya missed it! Haw haw haw haw! I’m too fast for ya! Haw haw haw – pay attention, son! (Nice boy, but he’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.)
Must resist…Foghorn Leghorn…
If Foghorn Leghorn were Borg…
Ah say, ya’ll are gonna be assimilated son.
Now just set tite.
Resistance is, ah say, futile.
Use a dictionary for somthin’ besides proping the hatch open, son.
Ya’ll have a mind like a steel trap.
Rusted shut.
Are you sure it’s cancelled and not just being upgraded to Jake 2.11?
knock yourself out!
You cannot stop Foghorn Leghorn, you can only hope to contain him!