“You don’t shut a child off when it makes a mistake.”
“You monotone humans are all alike.”
Deeply they’ll drink, from your finest kegs…
Leaving only…bitter dregs…
Ah, ah ah ahhhhhh…bitter DREGS.
“Ugly bags of mostly water.”
“Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.”
“My son, the doctor.”
He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles.
“Not in Double Jack.”
Well, Double Dumb Ass on you!
“What a handsome race.”
“A mass of conflicting impulses.”
Whatever it was, it didn’t live long.
“Pan always bored me.”
And then a female gargantua threw me into the transporter beam!
“Shut up, Stella.”
“Now if you’ll pardon me, I must get back to my ship. Au revoir!”
I thought my people would grow tired of killing, but you were right. They see that it is easier than trading, and it has pleasures. I feel it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards.
“You are an excellent starship captain. But as a taxi-driver, you leave much to be desired”
“I think this new ship was put together by monkeys!”
“Find out who’s on the other end of the blower and give him a ride to this flop.”