Star Trek non sequitur thread

Me, sir? I plan on living forever.

Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?

“Does the First Officer concur?”

“Good cranial developement, must have human ancestory.”

We have phaser weapons, I vote we blast it!

Stellaaaaaaa!

Oh wait, I mean…

Khaaaaaaaan!

Everybody remember where we parked…

Oh! A keyboard! How quaint!

“Trust me, Jim Kirk was no Boy Scout.”

I suffer from aviophobia - it means fear of dying in something that flies!

“Perhaps I will stay here after all.”

11 pages? This is probably here already, but on the chance that it’s not…

Cloud William: Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn…
Captain James T. Kirk: And … to the Republic … for which it stands… one Nation… under God… indivisible… with Liberty and Justice for all!

Space still contains infinite unknowns.

“Well, well, well.”

Not now, Madeline!

“I am meant for you.”

You were saying something about “trick or treat”?

‘I can’t believe I kissed you.’

“I’m from Iowa, I only work in space.”

“Nice to meet you, Pinnochio.”