Star Trek non sequitur thread

They say there’s no devil, Jim, but there is!

… for the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky!

“You weren’t like this before the beard.”

Picard was too upset to say anything.

He was beside himself.

“Peace and long life.”

“What makes you think you’re a man? You’re an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid.”

“youth and strength plus unusually strong female drives”

Vulcan biology, Captain.”

There aren’t gonna be any damned permits! How can you get a permit to do a damned illegal thing? Look, price you name, money I got.

Wow, just realized that’s like every episode of Firefly ever…

We have no devil, Captain… but we understand the habits of yours.

::growl:: You have no honor ::growl::

Doctor gave me a pill and I have a new kidney!

Gracie is pregnant

Computer…Helloooo Computer

I hope you relish it as much as I.

Hey, how about a session, you and us?

There are four lights!

“I was born in Iowa. I only work in space.”

I HATE you!

I BERATE you!

And I say, “SCREW YOU!” too …

Riker:“Worf, Data, Ensign Ricky, meet me in transporter room three in 10 minutes.”