I came across this on Slashdot. Apparently 11 hard code Star Wars fans are waiting in line outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood even though the movie won’t open for a month and, when it does, it won’t open there. You know, I admit to being a geek and I’ve got a couple of cards to prove it, but there are some depths I have no intention of sinking to! :eek:
Enjoy! (to coin a phrase)
CJ
No effin’ way. dies just a little inside
A long time to go, in a theater far, far, far away…
This is one of those rare instances when a thread title makes me bust out laughing.
I wouldn’t worry.
I’m sure they’ll be told when their dates arrive. 
They’re further off the mark than Red Leader was with his photon torpedoes.
This is not the theater you are looking for.
Look, I’m yore farther.
You just know they’re standing in that line chanting, “Stay on target, stay on target…”
Tradition, like ironclad virginity, dies hard.
What wouldn’t I give to see Triumph the Insult Dog lay into this batch of geeks!
‘Episode’ 4: Think you’re a Star Wars fan? Cafe Society - bclouse - Today 3:04AM
‘Episode’ 5: Star Wars Fans Waiting In Line – Outside the Wrong Theater MPSIMS - Siege - Today 12:09 PM
Seeing that the film is a month away, I figure we’ll be up to ‘Episode’ 87,254,813 by the time we get to mid-May.