Jeez, It’s not like none of us ever thought about Viggo & Liv getting naked. And the whole absence of sexuality of the Tolkien characters is weird. I understand that it was something that polite people “just didn’t talk about” in the 20s, 30s, 40s & 50s when he was writing the books, but I still wondered about it.
And furt, I hope the OP was a joke. Because it’s hilarious.
And what about Legolas and Gimli?
Hey, you know what? We haven’t seen the OP since this thread started going south. I wonder why he’s being so furtive?
I think the fact that I’ve rarely, if ever, made appearances in the million and one threads about LotR gives the lie to that; there are plenty of people on this board who care about it waaay more than I. I was annoyed at what I perceived to be a pointless crudity for the sake of crudity and said my piece.
Where did you get the idea it was for the sake of crudity? It was for the sake of effect, and it worked.
Damn, **TYM ** the first time I see you in all your moderator glory and you aren’t even wearing a [Mod Hat].
Damn, new mods are sprouting up like weeds.
What’re they feeding y’all?
Since they seem to reproduce only at will, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that it was lembas.
Know ye oh prince, that between the time of the great orgies of Atlantis, and the rise of Ron Jeremy, there was an age undreamed of in the Penthouse letters column. Hither came Onan the Barbarian. Hairy palmed, beady eyed, schlong in hand. To tread the jeweled washrooms of the earth under his whitey tightyed buttocks
heh, heh, you said “piece.”
MMmmm…Viggo naked.
I just hope furt never happens upon Lord of the G-Strings while channel surfing. His head might explode.
Come on, there was a gay couple in the Fellowship, it was Merry and Pippin.
Did yous ee the way they looked at each other when Gandalf seperated them in TTT? Pip finding Merry on the Pelennor field? And Toliken himself admitted that they shared a house for some years after the Scouring of the Shire.
Pfffft. It was soooo Frodo and Sam.
Did you see how powerfully sad Frodo was when Sam got married? That beard broke poor Frodo’s heart.
Why must you believe there is only one gay couple in LOTR? It was nothing short of a homoerotic paradise starting from The Hobbit. Bilbo and the dwarven gay male chorus go off adventuring with each other (and the dwarves had their turn “in the barrel”). Then we move on to Sam/Frodo, Legolas/Gimli, and Merry/Pippin. You can’t tell me that Tolkein had never boarded the man-train.