If the earth is rotating slower, wouldn’t the days be getting LONGER?
You would think so but that is the really odd thing about it all.
The United States has captured Osama Bin Laden and he is being held in one of John McCain’s many basements. He will be ‘discovered’ in October by Sen. McCain and subdued by hand-to-hand combat. There will be a press conference in October announcing his capture. McCain will then collect the $50 million dollar award and donate it to his campaign. The PR and infusion of cash will tip the scales, leading to a McCain victory.
McCain will have an ‘accident’ stepping from the podium following taking the oath of office. Sara Palin will then be sworn in at the same ceremony. Her first act as president will be to outlaw men.
Do they spin clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Bob
Rumor concerning Osama: Watch out parents, next time you set your kid on the lap of the maniacally laughing bearded guy at the shopping mall during the Christmas season…
(when you find the weapons of mass destruction in junior’s stocking you’ll realize that person wasn’t Santa Claus)
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I never said that they were GOOD scientists !!!
John McCain died 8 years ago and is really a robot with a very lifelike rubber exoderm.
Barack Obama fathered two BLACK children!
What’s so false about that?
Toyota has determined that current hybrid cars will require major repair work by 35,000 miles and will almost never hold up for 60,000. They haven’t disclosed this fact because they’re betting the problems can be solved within the next 12 to 18 months.