It can’t hurt to try. Print them out, cut them into strips and throw them out of the car window. Try the chaos theory on for size.
The CIA have discovered that if people are tortured in a certain way they become psychic. Most people believe it’s prolonged psychological torture they are using to breed an army of psychics.
White bread contains appetite stimulants. Bread manufactures are paid by fast food companies to include it in their product.
Republicans are holding a massive, clandestine telethon to assist Colonel Oliver North in his endeavours to save the Christians held captive by the Taleban.
Ok, I have another (an old one but a good one). In the sixties doctors taught parents how to hypnotise their children in order to control their behaviour. Some babies were even hypnotised in the womb so that when they were born they were exceptionally malleable in a hypnotist’s hands. The children grew up unaware that if they became difficult or were keeping a secret from their parents they could be “put under” instantly by means of a secret hand signal. Some parents “sold” their hand signals to other adults. A lot of forty-somethings these days have a hard time keeping a secret.
Following an unfortunate accident during a tour in the processing plant, some Girl Scout Cookies really <i>are</i> made with real Girl Scouts…
Bags of M&M’s always have an odd number in them. If you find one with an even number, it means that somebody opened it up and took one out, possibly one of the winning gray M&Ms.
The phrase “have a good one” got its start among members of a cult of cannibals in rural Kentucky.
For decades scientists have kept the truth from us: That the dinosuars died out mostly due to starvation as their pee brains could not cope with their fumbling appendages being unable to pat their heads and rub their bellies simultaneously.
An estimated 87% of all children who disappear and are never found are being held captive in a government-funded medical/research facility where they are genetically altered. The DNA is altered to give the body an abnormal regeneration rate so that when they are injured, they heal almost instantly. They will be used by the military to fight wars and inevitably win, whereupon the government of the United States will be able to take over the world.
NARF
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:eek: You mean that isn’t true?! But I have this friend who knows this guy who said that his mom’s harstylist’s best friend’s brother’s girlfriend told him about it! I know so because I got it in an email titled “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: !!!WARNING!!! READ THIS TO FIND OUT WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS COUNT M&MS!!!”
Disney actually owns Viacom, and they’re using their combined forces to take over the world. Sumner Redstone and Michael Eisner always hated Bill Gates when they were kids (they knew each other), and they want to kill Bill Gates, or at least put Microsoft out of business.
There’s a secret cult of annoyances out there, and they want to take our minds. How? By annoying us. If something annoys you, it’s probably their fault. “All your base are belong to us?” Old Navy Commercials? Insurance salesman? All plans created by the annoyance cult, which is half-owned by Satanists and half-owned by the KKK.
I have a friend who works for Microsoft they discovered that animals speak a language and humans can understand it but it needs to be converted to English using complex mathematical formulas so they designed a software program that does that and enables animals and humans to communicate with each other its called SUKS for (software understanding kind species) and that if you want a copy of it just email Microsoft and put Bill Gates in the subject line along with the name of the software and the animal you want to communicate with so E-mail this to everyone and get this free program yes thats right FREE you see those animal rights activist heard about this software and threated to boycott Microsoft unless they gave it away so hurry and e-mail Microsoft before they run out and don’t forget to send this to all your friends so they don’t miss out
You know all those posts about making up your “porn name”? Notice how often they want things like your pet’s name or mother’s maiden name? Hackers started all these posts to get people to reveal personal information online. The hackers know that people use these things as passwords, so they collect the information and use it to break into people’s accounts.
There is evidence of possible subliminal manipulation in the old Bruce Springsteen video “Brilliant Disguise.” Bruce is sitting at a kitchen table with the moon visible in the window behind him. The video is done in one take - the camera slowly zooms on him in the 3 minutes or so it takes him to complete the song. Some people have discovered that when they watched the film for the first time they experienced a strong compulsion to turn away at the certain point - at the exact moment the moon disappears behind Bruce Springsteen’s head. They say the feeling is unmistakable but the reason for it is puzzling. It suggests to them that subliminal cues can, indeed, be placed in film footage.
Two websites in Belarus and one in Ukraine sell nuclear weapons on-line. A good search engine will find them. They accept credit card.
Starbucks is a subsidiary of Hustler magazine. This is why in the symbol the mermaid is spreading her “tails”.
The French Government’s Ministry of Culture has decreed that the word “Paris” will now be spelt as “Parree”, in order to have English language speakers say the name correctly, and thereby preserve French culture.
Yeah i’ve seen those nuclear weapons kits online. A guy at work ordered a suitcase 10kt via Fedex. Expensive as shit.
Since 1990, the National Snack Food Association, which represents companies like Hostess and Frito Lay, have donated $1.4 million to the marijuana legalization group N.O.R.M.L (Nat’l Organization to Reform Marijuana Laws).
“To stimulate creativity, one must develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.” – Einstein
