START you need to change your name buddy!

Tough talk coming from someone named after the dog in a bad Tom Hanks movie.

Actually, it’s even worse then that; It’s the name of one of my dogs that I adopted. But he is a cute little Redbone Hound. Little fucker is neutered but he still managed to get hung up with my bitch that is in heat this morning. Funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. Oh well, I guess she can have all that dick that she wants.

Well, he may seem like a handful now, but there will almost certainly come a time when he’s the only thing standing between you and a drug smuggler’s bullet. Without hesitation he’ll fly through the air and save the day, at the cost of his own life. Only then will you realize that you loved him not in spite of his crazy antics, but because of them.

SHARK STEAKS?

mmm, SHARK STEAKS, mmm.

And I do love my puppy Hooch. He’s a real hoot and one hell of an alarm.