State of the Union Address, March 7, 2024

What’s the drunk-sounding guy yelling about?

Also known as Republican policy

Mike Johnson is an oxygen thief.

Roll and sigh.

Oh, standing up!

Why does the Speaker clap like he’s making hamburger patties?

So how will the republicans square this with the “ he is old and senile” narrative, or do they go with “ see he really is the evil crime lord boss”, or maybe something new like “he the one who uses body doubles not Putin”

Of course that presupposes they feel the need for any logical consistency or reasoning.

So is the state of the union strong, or not strong? Probably saving that for the big ending, or maybe I missed it.

Memo to Republicans before the speech: “Do. NOT. stand up or clap during the speech.” It’s okay to use your phone, tho.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs keeping him alert and awake.

He said it prolly 8 min. ago?

At one point he did say it was strong.

You missed it. He was several minutes in when he said it

“Strong and getting stronger “.

And here he embraces the fact of his age. And calls out Lindsey Graham.

Wooo, calling out Lindsey Graham by name!

Just once I’d like to hear “The state of the union could be a little better, honestly”.

Which is what Trump just said at Truth Social.

Gerald Ford said it in 1975, and look what happened to him.

Then DJT should do another line of crushed Adderall if it’s wearing off.

Oh, that’s not what he meant?

An absolutely stellar SOTU. I’m really proud of our President.