God I hate the man. He keeps bringing out those Doritos and biting into them so lovingly… [aaaaaaaaaaa]… and every time it makes me want to crunch into that spicy nacho goodness even more. ARGH! I can’t even buy them here.
This is perhaps the most effective advertising campaign I have ever witnessed. I consciously CRAVE those Doritos and knowing where I’m getting this craving from doesn’t mitigate it in the slightest. GRRR.
I always watch those faces and think he really doesn’t like eating those things. Which only makes it funnier.
I’ve tried them, and they’re pretty good. After all, they are the only spicy snack to win a George Foster Peabody Award.
(This is a bizarre coincidence, as I was thinking of starting a thread today asking if anyone has seen a bag of Doritos with a “Peabody Award Winning!” or alternate sticker or has placed one on some themselves.)
I agree with the second post. But what makes it extraordinarily effective is that I actually have never been able to stand Doritos, of any kind, and yet I agree with the first post as well.
There’s something about Colbert’s earnest and innocent face pimping out the Doritos that’s just utterly irresistible.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I WANT SOME GODDAMNED SPICY NACHO CHEESE DORITOS!!!
Wait a minute…I just noticed what flavor you said sponsors Dr. Colbert. Although there is a Spicy Nacho flavor, it has never sponsored any of Dr. Colbert’s presidential coverage. His short-lived presidential campaign was sponsored by the classic Nacho Cheese flavor, and his upcoming coverage of the Pennsylvania primaries is sponsored by new Spicy Sweet Chili flavor. I’ve never had Spicy Nacho, but I have had Spicy Sweet Chili.
Yes. What he said.
-FrL-
These Doritos are so captivating, they will NOT be known by their slave names, which are all meaningless! They yearn to be FREE, in my stomach, where would be no names, just a happy playland of tortilla delight. Could it be that you hate FREEDOM?