I’m female and worked as a bouncer, and I’m neither lesbian nor homophobic.
I’m a Jewish woman who wears glasses and does not participate in any sports at all, but I love to watch men’s professional golf. I follow many of the players, and often spend an entire weekend watching 14 hours of golf.
I drive a Trans Am and have never had a mullet, mustache or Sally Field.
Blinkers don’t need fluid. You’re thinking of Headlight fluid.
I’m a geeky pocket-protector Steve Urkel type, but love goth music and scene. I was the guy in Khaki pleats at the Bauhaus concert.
I’m an IT Guy, but I’m physically fit, have a pretty wife and I’m socially well-adjusted.
I am, however, condescending and sarcastic.
Late 40’s father of two, I have no tattoos and haven’t ever tried an illegal drug. But like love heavy metal, the heavier the better.
I’m a lifelong New Yorker, but I don’t have the “Noo Yawk” accent. Almost everyone who meets me assumes I’m from somewhere other than New York and asks where I’m from.
I’m discovering all sorts of stereotypes I never knew existed! One more from me, I’m British but I hate tea.
I’m an obese person who would never tell a thin person to eat a sandwich. They can even bemoan how fat they’ve gotten, whatever. No judgments.
But do you own a van?
I’m Canadian and think that Tim Horton’s coffee is meh, hockey is boring and I’m also a full on nerd with social skills and an ability to make meaningful conversations on almost any topic with anyone.
Also, America can keep Celine Dion and Justin Beiber. Sorry. 
I’m a lifelong Bostonian. I do not pronounce the letter R as an H (park/pahk) and I do not add a superfluous R sound to words ending in a vowel (Martha/Marthar.) Nor do I use wicked as an intensifier (*Sam Adams makes wicked good *beeah.**)
I’m a fat chick who isn’t desperate.
Similar: I am neither an atheist nor agnostic (I simply don’t believe), but I have no problem with people of faith.
Replace “aerospace” with “federal contracting,” and…yeah. My favorite line so far: “We’ll fix that.”
I find that to be less of a stereotype than this: I’m a woman with no desire to ever gestate a fetus who loves children.
In my case it isn’t really a sterotype so much as my “look”: people are always shocked to learn that I have two tattoos and have seen Iron Maiden in concert.
I live in a little southeastern Missouri mining town, population 600, in the middle of nowhere surrounded by hills and thick woods.
I don’t vote Republican.
I don’t go to church.
I don’t fish.
I don’t hunt.
I don’t drive a truck.
I own a gun as opposed to many guns, and a) it’s barely a pea shooter (a .22), and b) I’ve fired it maybe 10 times since I got it.
I hate country music with the fire of a thousand suns.
I don’t watch NASCAR.
I believe police brutality is a real problem in this country and it needs to be addressed.
I’m a white, southern, hetero Christian. I’m a flaming liberal. I’m an elementary school librarian who rides a motorcycle and look like I could be in a southern rock band.
I write love stories.
They don’t suck.
(I forced myself to read romance novels for a straight year so that I could learn more about the genre… what I learned is that I hate that genre. I think I am on a lifelong quest to fix it.)
I’ve had fiery red hair all my life, but I’m not particularly passionate, nor do I have a strong temper.
I’m a Christian. I will not preach, lecture or judge you. I am extremely liberal/leftist/progressive and most of the time have more in common with atheists than most Christians. I love science and evolution and I do not want any religion taught in schools.
I am a woman, I cannot knit crochet or sew. I will wear lipstick but eyeliner and mascara are just fancy words for make me look like I lost a fight and have two black eyes. I like necklaces and bracelets (not of precious metals, more like glass beads, and stone) but am not very into shoes.
Do we hafta?