Just Popping Steve-O’s Cherry 
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Steve-O… O-Steve!!! O-Steve-O!!!
O O O O yesssss!!! Ohhh Steve-O-o-o-o-o
oooohhhhhhSsssteeeeve-OOOOooooo!!
Well, that did it for me. Was it good for you?
Oh yeah??? Well, you can go suck eggs Stevie!
Damn you Steve! Damn you! I was going to be all clever and funny and cute but NOOOO you just had to go and talk about something different! Didn’t you! Didn’t you! I’m gonna sow your asshole shut and just keep FEEDING you and FEEDING you.
Take that!
Cherry.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.