So, when am I considered devirginized?
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
After you have your name in a pit thread title. 
Damn!
Hey… BTW… did I mention that you’re a real bastard? 
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
get a sig line like mine.
Happy to not be a virgin!
DAMN!
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
Okay, Steve-o,
Here you go!
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000858.html
Steve-O… O-Steve!!! O-Steve-O!!!
O O O O yesssss!!! Ohhh Steve-O-o-o-o-o
oooohhhhhhSsssteeeeve-OOOOooooo!!
Well, that did it for me. Was it good for you?
(hope I don’t get banned for cross-posting; I put this in the wrong Steve-O thread initially. Sorry. But hey!
Damn, and here I thought I was going to get to swear about how much it would suck to be a 100 year old virgin. I am SO going to rip you apart, man!
So I’m still a virgin? I’ve never been in a pit title.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Neither have I. Who do I have to piss off?
I wouldn’t even know - I never go there. Now I’m afraid to…
and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe