I blew off George W. Bush to watch Family Guy. Sue me. But damn it was refreshing to see that show again! Stewie cracked me up.
“Keeping people from having sex is hard work. Now I know what the Catholic Church feels like. Baa-zing!!”
Just beautiful.
Peter: “So, are we doing it tonight?”
Lois: “Peter, not with Stewie here!”
Peter: “That’s OK; he’ll just think I’m hurting you.”
Priceless.
Quagmire: “I don’t wanna come between you… or do I? ;)”
A true gem.
Besides, Friends is real sucky now.
Now? Don’t you mean “always”?
“Get back here you fat bastard and do her!”
Well played, sperm brother!
“You must be covered in parking tickets cuz you got FINE written all over you”
I tried this in a bar, but it didn’t work as well as it did on the TV show.
"Peter: “So, are we doing it tonight?”
Lois: “Peter, not with Stewie here!”
Peter: “That’s OK; he’ll just think I’m hurting you.”
That is so beautiful it made me want to cry.
I am in complete rapture that Family Guy has made it back on the air. I was hearing all sorts of crazy rumours that FG had been cancelled due to the Sept 11 thing and that whilst FG irritates America’s PC-muscle* at the best of times, at a time like this it could spark riots.
I’m glad that Fox are just as crude and tacky as ever. It’s a bummer that the only way i’ll ever get to see the latests episodes of FG is with poor quality RealPlayer files. 
*political correctness, not the other PC muscle 
No, you’re not a bad American - I was just listening to local talk radio, and the big story was that GW lost in the ratings to Friends and Survivor 3. In some communities, he came in FIFTH, also behind Family Guy and WWF Smackdown. Good to see that America is getting back to normal.