Stick pretzyls are better than the twisty kind

nobody’s mentioned the nuggets.

it’s quite obvious that you are ALL missing the boat.

repent!
go out now and procure yourself a bag of sourdough nuggets!
if they had extra salt ones, i’d tell you to buy those.

come back as converts

Pretzels that aren’t pretzel-shaped? It just doesn’t seem right somehow.

Now, I loves me some donuts that aren’t donut-shaped.

ha HA! That’s exactly how I eat them! I like to pretend I am a godzilla-sized, maniacal woodchuck, devouring giant redwoods.