Stop it with the flirting already!

I pretty much stopped participating in photo threads, because a) I’d be posting the same damn photo I did last time, and b) I’m old enough that flirting is vaguely creepy. Also, I could never remember everyone.

“Care to use my hot dog bun as a cooter?” :confused:

I would like to point out to the group that although I have no idea of you physical appearance, neigh, even your gender, I am currently having thoughts of sexual congress betwixt yourself and myself and perhaps a pony as well.

“I noticed you wear braces. I wear braces too.”

See if anyone gets that

IANAMG (I am not a male gigolo), this is not sexual advice, you are not my sexual partner, nor have I ever had sex with you nor any person or animal of which we are discussing.

That said… Heya. :wink:

Huh huh. Huh huh. You’re making me get a stiffy.

And this is different from real life in that…?

I wasn’t even aware that the SDMB had photo threads.

As for flirting, I’ve seen a trend towards the line “You. Me. Sex. Now.” This seems to sum up 99% of male thoughts in four words. Can’t beat that.

They are actually dual purpose, us older married types show ourselves and families for the sake of putting a face to a name while the younger folk and the single folk flirt to no end. Of course **LOUNE ** among others just flirts at any time with any excuse, even during dead celebrity threads. :wink:

Jim

My favorite: “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.”

The usual response: “My clothes aren’t wet.”

The risposte: “I can fix that.”

I thought braces were what we Yanks call suspenders.

Back To The OP

“Hey baby, wanna feel the Force?”

“May I bathe you with my tongue?”

“There’s a DopeFest in my pants and you’re invited . . . bring pie.”

“Wanna slug my sinorigno?”

“I feel like I got hit with a 1920’s Style Love Ray.”

“You make penis ensue.”

“Wanna see my post?”

“You’ve clearly been babed by the babist.”

“What say you and me prove JDT wrong?”

So…um…how aren’t you doin?

(is that an anti-flirt? I’m not into guys and you’re also a Yankee robot, so those are two very large strikes against you.)

Whoa!, I vote you king of the Cheesy Dope Related pick up lines. I am impressed.
“Wanna see my post?” is especially excellent.

[Wayne & Garth]“We’re not worthy” [/w&G]

Jim

“Baby, make like a hampster and eat my post.”

A pony AND a Zebra? In Brooklyn? Ok, I’m there.

“You must be a moderator, cuz you moved my post.”

“Wanna see my science advisory staff?”

“IANAMD, but can we pretend I am?”

“IANAL, but I wanna examine your briefs”

“The most erotic part of the woman is the boobie”

“I want snoo snoo.”

Hey baby, are you into IANAL?

“All your problems could be solved by a good handenbunging.”

“I want to do to you what Sigfried does to Royd.”

“Thank you. This is a great moment for me. It’s quite an accomplishment. With your help, I have achieved an erection.”

“Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s exchange nude pics in e-mail.”

“You’re doing great. Now how about doing it with me?”

What about

“Generic flirtatious one liner.” ? The object of affection could respond with

“Generic flirtatious response.”