Good heavens…
Wildest Bill, I responded to you in my “second chance” thread also here in the Pit. Give 'er a rip. (Oh, and I’d rather be compared to Jesse Jackson than someone you’d be comparable to - say, Jesse Helms.) And I find it most ironic that instead of directly addressing the OP (as in, “I agree” or “I disagree”), you’re the one that decided to attack me based on my sexual orientation. Who’s got the problem, buddy? Sounds like you do.
pldennison, you best be careful - in some countries, you, me and Jodi would all be married by now. 
Captain Amazing, have you dealt with WB before? Reason, logic, intelligent analogies or rationality don’t work. Everything you posted about the OP was correct, but, of course, WB prefers seeing things his way. Why bother? (And for the record, I have used the term “Jeezer,” both in context of a thread and to refer to rude fundamentalist Christians who get in my face, try to convert me and tell me I’m going to Hell, so if calling Fred Phelps a Jeezer is insulting, then trust me, I meant it that way.)
Polycarp, “Feed Jake” is a great song. The other Alabama song you mention I’m not familiar with, but if it is as you describe it, I’d probably listen and then roll my eyes at the end if they specifically relate the story to God’s love; again, I’m sure it’s a good song, but I don’t listen to country music to be witnessed to. Fair warning, though - I really don’t care for Alabama.
I tend away from “classic country” types and more towards more contemporary artists with more pop/rock feels - Garth Brooks, Dixie Chicks, Wynonna, Colin Raye, etc.
Minxsmom, I hope you were kidding about that “Ellen” comment.
Coldfire, it was my understanding that goboy already FedEx’d you the Agenda. matt, are you sending the drag outfit? I’ll handle the lube and condoms. Please pick up a copy of Fodor’s Guide to Denmark** and you’re all set! 
Bricker, since the song starts off deliberately referring to the parents as “non-believers,” I can’t see it meaning anything less.
Esprix