This is to all of you people who think I should know all the cool details (thanks to all of you who saw it on Thursday and saw me on Friday I already know how it ends and the storyline more than I wished) about the movie. I want to see it for myself!! Stop comming up to me and telling me about Yoda and his new moves, STOP IT!!!
If a thread title says, SPOILERS, it’s prettty stupid for you to click on it, then bitch that the thread had spoilers.
Oh great, you just let it slip that Yoda has new moves. Thanks for ruining it for me. 
You know, clayton, you’re asking for it. Invariably, when someone starts a thread about how they hate it when someone does something, someone will come in and do that thing.
It will, however, not be me.
(Though I have seen it!)
gobear I think he’s talking about people IRL coming up to him and laying out the plot. Not about reading threads on it.
I actually got the impression that clayton_e was talking about people speaking to him about it. Not about the threads which have all been marked as spoilers. And in that respect, I can agree. It’s really annoying, especially when it’s something you really do want to see for yourself before knowing everything about it from others. shrug
While we’re at it, Soylent Green is made of people.
Hey, did you know that Yoda–
{BLEEP}
I was pretty shocked when Yoda was revealed to be Darth Sidious. Jar Jar’s death was pretty amusing, although I was kind of startled by the level of graphicness for a PG movie. (That “light chainsaw” Darth Leatherface used on Binks was neat, though.) That whole crossover deal Lucasfilm worked out with Paramount was pretty cool–so, the “Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer” question has been answered at last! (Naturally, I won’t spoil it for you by telling you the outcome.)
I also heard at the end that Anikin looked right at the camera, said,“Computer, end program.”, and walked off the holodeck in a Starfleet Officer’s uniform.
Yeah, really, MEBuckner. The Obi Wan/Annakin homoerotic love scenes got a little overbearing, but I guess that’s what happens when Lucas hurls himself into the new millennium.
So what do y’all think will happen now that we know that the entire Star Wars universe is really just one aspect of the Matrix?
What I really couldn’t understand was the part with Superman. I mean, I know he was trying to spin the planet the opposite direction to somehow save Yoda’s life, but why?
That fight scene between Wolverine and Darth Tyrannus kicked ass!
Yup, Stiletto was right. I was refering to the people who talk to me about E1. But a nice hearty fuck you to all of you who tossed a few spoilers into this thread.
I had someone else read this thread (I skimmed past any large paragraphs). He said all the “spoilers” were jokes… Don’t mess with my non-viewed star wars episode II head.
Well I got a real spoiler for you clayton: Anakin Skywalker eventually becomes Darth Vader 
The clones are all copies of Jar Jar. Their battle cry is, “Weesa gonna kicks youse assa!”
And woulda thunk it when Jango Fett fet hailed a cab ride and it turned out Mr T was driving! That was awesome. I really thought we’d seen the end of the Mr T / Taxi driver days back in 1983.