On the ad with the bus, you can see a guy in the background who is actually licking his lips. Does anybody in real life do that?? That bugs the hell out of me for some reason.
I saw the one in the bank last night. I has a similar premise to that of the bus.
After reading the other posts I am even more creeped out by this guy. Why does he know all the employees at different locations? Why does he travel around with them advertising subway?
Why am I kicking this dead horse?
No, see- the one that gets me is when he walks in with the guy who asks him what’s good, and he replies: “Sam…”
I’m thinking, whoa- homosexual prostitution? Talk about broadening their menu!
Slight redirect, but the latest Subway propaganda features an unsightly teen male who is set upon by his family, teachers, etc. but who finds comfort and understanding at his local Subway. Their willingness to listen, really listen to his sandwich order appears to change his hormone-ravaged life significantly for the better.
If possible, this premise is more annoying than those involving Mr. Former Fatty, Mr. Former Fatty Fireman, or Mr. Smugly Overfamiliar With the Menu.
Let’s all agree on the following:
–Subway does not make you skinny
–Subway does not make you cool
–Subway does not care about you as a person
If we do not stop the menace now, future commercials will likely include:
–Subway is the giver of life
–Subway fights terrorism
–Subway grants eternal youth
–Subway has the Grand Unified Theory
I, for one, refuse to encourage them. I, for one, refuse to Eat Fresh.
I like to learn things from commercials. Now I go into Subway and ask for a cheeseburger. When they tell me it’s not on thier menu I scoff and reply “It’s not even on your radar!!” Then I laugh heartily and invite everyone in the place to McDonalds.
Man, I am so cool.
There are Subway groupies? That is the saddest thing I have ever heard . . .
Heh. The message I get from that ad is that, no matter how low on life’s totem pole you might be, at least you aren’t as low as the girl that works as Subway. You may have to take orders from you parents and teachers, but the Subway girl is even worse off, because she has to take orders from you. That commercial just makes me feel sorry for that girl. Rise up, Subway girl! Rise up and throw off your chains!
Royal Farm Stores ( Local convience store but with much better food than, say, 7-11. Their fried chicken rocks ) around here have a billboard advertising campaign going that I really like. The billboard is a close-up shot of one of their amply stuffed subs with the caption “Nobody is losing weight off our subs”.
The simple truth is that Subway is a lie.
Jared only got thin because Subway gave him Aids to help him lose the wait.
I despise this Subway guy too. The “Denis Leary wannabe” description is apt.
I like Quiznos. Hmmmm. Toasty.
I despise this Subway guy too. The “Denis Leary wannabe” description is apt.
I like Quiznos. Hmmmm. Toasty.
Just wait till the commercials with new pitchman Ben Curtis begin.
Hampshire, wow. Well done.
Yes, let us rise up and stop the Subway guy, but let’s not stop there. The Dell interns and the 7up guy will feel our wrath. There are many, many more and there will be many casualities on our side, but we must fight. Sic semper annoying people!
[sub]And there will be punch and pie.[/sub]
I am assuming that this is a joke/sarcastic comment, but here’s Snopes’ take on it anyway.
But I LIKE Denis Leary! Not too hot on Subway though.
Denis is currently appearing in a Quaker State commercial, whomping the crap out of a used car with a tire iron. Good to see he’s getting some work again.
Yes, I was referencing the South Park episode. I can’t believe Snopes had to take up that issue. People will believe anything! 