I call him Trump, because the name itself is becoming a slur on its own.
I go with “Tantrum-in-Chief.”
Twitler.
“We Knights who say Ni! cannot use the Name!”
In light of certain revelations, how about …
P-otus
The first letter now getting separated out, pronunciation-wise.
The orangutan-in-chief,
One political pundit I know calls him The Rump, or The Great Orange One.
Call him by his name as much as possible, to ensure his name will go down in history as a narcissistic buffoon who will say and do anything in order to wield power and win favor.
Hopefully one day his descendants will change their name out of embarrassment.
I’m not sure Trump cares what the Democrat Party calls him.
I’ve been calling him Zaphod.
#PEEOUTUS was trending on Twitter for a while.
Not Democratic, but I am a sensible human being, thanks for noticing.
#PEEOTUS, that is. Stupid fingers not typing what my brain is thinking.
How 'bout P-OUTIS?
President Buttercup, the Most Pwecious Snowfwake in AAAAALLLL Amewica!
I was putting off pulling this trigger. Oh, well.
Schweinficker can have his name back if and only if the wall project is aborted before, let’s say, any actual erection.
To be somewhat less obscene outside the Pit, I’m now calling him “[farting noise].”
Oh, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone say “Tweetledum” yet.
Donald Lump (Urban Dictionary’s entry for the day today) seems against abortion.
As for any erection, all I can think is "that poor Melania…! She’s stuck at the top of that Tower in NYC. Every single day she seems more and more like Nadine Cross from “The Stand”. :eek: 
I’m not a big fan of calling people names. But if we’re going to do it, I propose:
Orange Julius
As is Caesar. And as in a product whose logo has changed over the years, but has always had a wrap of … something … around its forehead. And is orange; very orange.
I hate the name “The Donald.” Always hated it, since way before this latest election season. Why is he “the”? It’s a stupid nickname and annoying, just like the one it references.
I like to call him names but if others see that as immature, I don’t know what to do about it. I don’t want to contribute to plastering his actual name or the name of his office all over the Internet so he can get his jollies about how many times he is mentioned and how that means he’s awesome.