The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

No. This is not true. No person named Donald Trump said that, nor could have said that. There is no such person as “Donald Trump,” “Donald J. Trump,” “Mr. Donald John Trump, Sr.,” “The Donald.” nor any variation thereupon. So long as the wall-building program is in operation, his only name is “Schweinficker.”

His sons are “Schweinficker, Jr.” “Eric, son of Schweinficker,” & “Melania’s boy Barron.” His daughters are “Ivanka…Kushner” and “Tiffany really doesn’t deserve this.”

So mote it be.