Stop using his name!

[foolsguinea]

@foolsguinea

At this point, I am reserving the possibility that I will lobby all media outlets and historians change his name in the history books for all time to, say, “Fuckface von Clownstick,” if he does something catastrophic. That’s my little idea of a bargaining chip. Specifically, if he actually builds his damned wall, as far as I’m concerned, he loses his precious, precious name. It can be, um, der Große Mauer von Schweineficker. If he behaves himself, and leaves EPA functional, he gets to keep being Donald John Trump. (It’s not looking good for “Mr. Trump.” He may be “Schweineficker” by spring, and without the courtesy of a “Mr.”)

I was putting off pulling this trigger. Oh, well.

@Skywatcher

Trump: “Put up that wall!”

@foolsguinea

No. This is not true. No person named Donald Trump said that, nor could have said that. There is no such person as “Donald Trump,” “Donald J. Trump,” “Mr. Donald John Trump, Sr.,” “The Donald.” nor any variation thereupon. So long as the wall-building program is in operation, his only name is “Schweinficker.”

His sons are “Schweinficker, Jr.” “Eric, son of Schweinficker,” & “Melania’s boy Barron.” His daughters are “Ivanka…Kushner” and “Tiffany really doesn’t deserve this.”

So mote it be.

Schweinficker can have his name back if and only if the wall project is aborted before, let’s say, any actual erection.