Stop yelling at me about flushing the damn urinal!

[Dijon_Warlock]

*Originally posted by MeanOldLady *
**I don’t even unzip. Uhh, diapers, people. Hello? **

[Bruce Willis]

“Depends Adult Undergarments: They’re wet and they’re dry! My, my, my, my!”

[/Bruce Willis]

[Giraffe]

*Originally posted by Lilly Putt *
**[hijack] One time I opened a comic book and found possibly the longest, reddist pubic hair known to man. I still marvel (pardon the pun) in how it got there.[/hijack] **

I hope you saved it, in case we ever need to clone Carrot Top.

[d_redguy]

Aw hell, I don’t even use my muscles, I had tubing installed last year. It all drains out automatically.

I have now seen the error of my ways. I will be purchasing a still suit (Muad’Dib style) this weekend.