Little Women - The Doctor knock some sense into Jo, and she accepts Laurie’s marriage proposal. Also, he cures Beth of Scarlet Fever before any real damage occurs. Amy goes on to become the next companion.
Pointless? Yes, but honestly I didn’t connect with that movie right anyway, and I sure as heck am not going to read the book.
Kane (whispering): Rosebud… (startled) Who in blazes are you?
Doctor: I’m the Doctor.
Kane: The Doctor? Have you come here to save me?
Doctor: Well… no. You’re a goner. But you’ve got everybody where I come from wondering what “Rosebud” is supposed to mean.
Kane: It’s the name of my sled.
Doctor: Well, that’s rather anticlimactic, isn’t it? Why don’t we tell them it’s what you called your lover’s naughty bits?
I guess the Doctor wouldn’t really say that. I got a little Monty Python mixed in there. Or maybe Torchwood.
The first thing I thought of was Doctor Who meets Ender’s Game. It’s not exactly a “Doctor comes in and saves the day” plot-line, but I’m sure there’d be plenty of Doctor-angst at how human adults are training kids to fight a war.
After the recent Doctor meets Agatha Christie episode, it occurred to me that the Doctor can turn most mystery stories into a major anti-climax.
Doctor: “You say someone was murdered here last night? Luckily, that was before I arrived, so I can just nip back to the moment of the murder, quietly observe who dun it, then pop right back here a few seconds from now and spill the beans.”
Watson: “Shall I just shoot the blighter, Holmes?”