straight dope dependency

I am beginning to show signs of straight dope dependency.
Now, when I have a new thought or idea or question, I am as likely to go to straight dope as to a friend or colleague.

Am I normal? Should I see a shrink? How bad can this get?
Has anyone ever recovered???

Do I need HELP?

[sub]Join us…

Conform…[/sub]

And just why would you want to???

Somehow I seem to recall you saying that you were yourself a psychiatrist. Is this true?

Resistence is futile. You will be assimilated.

On a lighter note, I’m much happier since they installed my electronic eye and that tube in my neck. Now if I could just get a body like Seven of Nine’s, I’d be all set. See? Who ever said being a cyborg didn’t have its benefits?

:twitch, twitch:

“First one’s free, man…”

er, rather, Registration is free…