This one:
[Froot Loops Changed Toucan Sam, and Cereal Lovers Are Not Pleased](Are the different colors of Froot Loops different flavors? - The Straight Dope
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It’s hard to remember we once lived in a time when breakfast cereal was such A Big Deal. 
Jenny
your humble TubaDiva
The REAL Breakfast of Champions!
I think that you meant to post a different link.
Has Cecil taken on smarties?
I was gonna come fix this and you all fixed it for me, thanks.
That’s a British thing, right, smarties? I don’t see where Cecil has spoken to this confectionery delight. Though I do have it on good authority that Ed Zotti is a Red Vines kind of guy, for what that’s worth.
And of course, there’s that classic that Cecil has commented on:
Jenny
your humble TubaDiva
I just love Cecil Adams. 
That Slug is pretty cool, too.
You suck up better than Mike Pence!
It’s a gift.
::::;batting eyelashes:::::::
My mind is picturing some teenage cartoon toucan in Toontown, sobbing into his pillow as what he thought would be his dream acting job turned into a new shade of hell as the internet tears him apart. 
That artwork deserves to be torn apart.