Do I need to present a receipt to cash in on this guarantee? Because I’m afraid that that Pepe LePew crap I wound up with just doesn’t stack up.
Um…uh…[sub]shit[/sub].
Okay, see, I was just tending to the others while you recovered from your “mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.”
Dear, sweet Juniper, fret not one hair on your pretty little head. I feel bad that you were concerned, though, so I’ll have to ensure that you aren’t able to speak, much less walk, after this next encounter.
Fair enough? 
Well, I’ll have to think it over…
…
[sub][sup]Okay[/sub][/sup]
plops down 5 bucks on the table
I’m feeling a little generous today, to whose luxurious lips do I owe the honor of kissing?
well, don’t everyone rush at once
In Honor of Calvin:
Heath sets up his booth and hangs out the sign
“A swift Kick in the Butt: 1 dollar”
Loads of ppl needing it nowadays
ohhhhhh… swoons
MMMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!
:eek: I’ve heard about this sort of thread. My mother used to warn me about this.
<thinks>
Guess I ought to stick around.
Surely the nicest kiss to receive is a well-deserved compliment which touches your heart. Unfortunately, ladyfoxfyre, you leave me so breathless I am unable to mouth one worthy of you…
[sub]…plus I’m all out of change.[/sub] 
PT
Memo to self: Tuck in then zip up.
galen, sounds like fun to me. Massage you say?
Mudshark, no age limit here. If you’ve got a dollar, pucker up youngin’.
modro, you can kiss anyone you like. Drag someone in off the street, just so long as I get the money.
PT, you’re sweet. So is that a yes, or a no? And BTW, yes, this is the thread your mother warned you about. And I am the girl she warned you about.
puts a dollar on the table and waits for my turn
:::grabs Mudshark’s dollar and shoves it in her back pocket, leans down (because you’re probably shorter than me. Wait. 15 year old guy. Probably still taller than me) turns up and smooches Mudshark deeply, then pats him on the head and smiles:::
Heheh…just kidding kiddo. You’re a cutie. Come back and I’ll give you one for half price.
gets in line again with a handful cash
Thank you boys, and girls, and be sure to tell your friends about Ladyfoxfyre’s Whore Hou…er, The Straight Dope Kissing Booth!
Hi, I hope you’re not closed yet! I haven’t had a kiss since, well, last time I was here. And I really need a good goodnight kiss. Something that’ll make me want to go to bed and keep me from falling asleep, or at least rolling off the bed.
Whaddya say, Foxy, think you can deliver, or do I need to find a substitute?
Yes indeedy. External or internal?
Just you slide on over here and I’ll work on your tensions.
I’d gladly give a dollar for nothing more than a reassuring hug. Y’see, I have three tests this week…
::sidles up to booth::
Well, I would be happy to pay $1 for a kiss, but as you can see, I’m still naked.
Tell me - will you take a raincheck? Or perhaps issue credit?
::bats eyelashes appealingly::
Well, of course you’re naked, you’re in the shower.
and now I’m fresh and pure as the driven snow.
So, about that kiss…
::puckers expectantly::
From me, or ladyfoxfyre? I’d be more than happy to oblige, of course…
no offense to lady of course, but I sort of prefer my kisses from boys…
::bats eyelashes, puckers lips::