alice
(left hand cradling the back of your head, right hand under your chin, tilting your head back, then trailing down the length of your throat, then down to the small of your back. Lips touch gently at first, then more fiercely, as hunger grows and inhibitions burn away)
gaaaah
Ahem. Well, that was nice. I think I have $20 in my other pants if your free for a few minutes…
Well, why don’t we agree to meet here?
That’s me - contains more saccharine goodness than a whole truckload of Twinkies. Yep, I’m definitely full of it. 
<tries hard not to stare at galen ubal and alice_in_wonderland>
Is it me, or does everything seem to happen when I’m away from my PC? Darn time zone differences!
Well. Since I’m here, and since you asked so nicely…I trust the proceeds are going to a suitable charity? [sub]Viagra research?[/sub] I shall try and find some money.
<light blub clicks on - pulls out wallet>
As it so happens I’ve just changed some quids into dollars, so I do have a few to spare [sub]and the Uni’s footing the bill[/sub].
A quick peck on the cheek should suffice, anything more and I might faint…
By the way, did you notice that someone seems to be replacing your Kissing booth banner with a large neon sign of a couple of scantily clad people doing…
<turns head on side>
…something which I can’t quite make out. Although those last two words do seem highly appropriate.
<watches construction crew put finishing touches to the highrise hotel>
And there’s someone over there who’s looking for you to sign for a delivery of several kingsize beds.
<suspicion>
This is the thread I was warned about!
[sup]Goodie![/sup]
PT
[sub]If you are the girl my mother warned me about perhaps I’d better get your details, just so I can make sure I avoid you…[/sub]
Shibb:
Pah! You wish to replace the original? Do you think that the generic brand of Coca Cola is “just as good” as the REAL THING? You are sorely mistaken sir. And can I deliver? Would I have been in business this long if I didn’t?
alice_in_wonderland:
Too bad. I would have enjoyed a go at you.
galen:
Ah, both please. 
PT:
Fine. You’re a chicken though.
:::turns PT’s head to the side and gives him a peck on the cheek:::
That was boring. Nobody order any of those anymore, okay?
NEXT!
You deliver? Excellent! Can I dial 1-888-FOX-FYRE?
[sub]I hope this comes with one of those “delivered HOT and FRESH to your door in 30 minutes or it’s on us” kind of deals!![/sub]
Oh sweetie, it’s aaaalways hot and fresh
Y’all will excuse us for a bit…
(Picks up ladyfoxfyre, disappears in the direction of all those beds that were dropped off…)
:::blushes and fans herself lightly::::
Why galen! I just wouldn’t be a proper lady if I…
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What the hell, I’ve never been a proper lady in my entire life, why start now?!?
Off to the bedroom furniture!
[sub]And possibly the kitchen, and living room, and showers too those are fun…wait, I’m getting ahead of myself…[/sub]
Why not explore the whole furniture warehouse?
'Spose we ought to leave something for later, though…the swing set, or the kitchen table, or something…
Well seeing how I am about to go out of business because you have kidnapped the merchandise you’d better let me get back to work!
Sheesh, Galen, quit hogging the merchandise or I shall be forced to ask you to step outside.
Hi, foxy, how are you doing? Just let me know when you’re ready to give it a go again. I popped by the ATM on the way to your booth…
Well I do hope you made a large withdrawal. I’ve decided that I need some real-life action, badly, so I’m going to go give [g]foxboy** a call and I’ll check riiiiight back with you guys…
Gah! I swear, typing is not coming easily to me today.
foxboy.
That’s what I meant.
(walks out, staightening tie)
Sorry, Shibb, old bean. Just got caught up in the moment. Won’t happen again.
(wanders off towards work)
B-b-b-but…wait…won’t…happen…again? Bu-but, why not? I liked it…
::: pouts:::
Ah, you misunderstood, lady. I meant my monopolizing of your sweet self. I’m “up” for a return session at any time.
I just don’t want to get into any shoving matches with Shibboleth; he seems like a cool dude.
Two guys fighting over me? Awesome.
Sorry I’m late, I just now saw this thread. I probably missed out on all the hot chicks too. But ladyfoxfyre, calling me a slut? That cuts me to the core, it does. I’m very sensitive you know. 
Maybe a kiss would help me feel better…
Awww, Crunchy, you know I love ya. A kiss? Well, I suppose if I must…
:::reaches over the table for Crunchy and locks her lips to his, embracing him around his neck:::
Am I forgiven?