Baker…Kathy Bates
Point of order: An actor that can better play me would either be Jack Black, or, if you’re going for talent, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Actually, I’d be better cast with Sean Hayes - I’m much more like Jack than Niles (although I probably do look a little more like David Hyde Pierce). 
Esprix
We could just have Johnny Depp play everyone.
But if not, I would like to be played by Halle Berry.
EVE as portrayed by Maggie Smith
Yeah I know Maggie is too old to play our wondrous Eve, but no one looks better in a lorgnette!
I’d like to be portrayed by Kiera Knightly
Yeahhhhh, then I’d be on all the popular lists.
Or Jamie Lee Curtis.
I gotta nominate Tommy Lee Jones to play the part of Manhattan, then.
I’d like to be lots of things by Kiera Knightly!
In the vein of “Freddy vs. Jason”, I’d like to see “Cecil Adams vs. Dan Savage”, where they almost destroy each other with their blunt erudition, but join forces to save the world from the threats of Marilyn Vos Savant and Isadora Alman. I definitely see Kevin Spacey playing Cecil.
I want to be represented in this film by a Kevin Smith cameo.
The part of Ignorance will be played by Denise Richards.
<—Steve Mcqueen 
Me: Rikki Lake BEFORE she got skinny and wierd. Think Hairspray Rikki
Uh, he’s dead, you know. Michael Anthony Hall, however, bears an eeire resemblance to the guy these, days however.
I would be played by John Reynolds of course, were it not for the fact that he offed himself in 1966.
I would be played by…
A CGI MONSTER THINGY!
I would be played by…
A CGI MONSTER THINGY!
A few of the bored, out of school for the summer teenagers should come over to the bright side and fight ignorance. (Like myself, although I didn’t start by spamming, just by being a bored teenager.) It would just be a subplot, of course, with the real focus being on vanquishing ignorance.
I believe Andy Serkis will have to be signed on to play me.
And, of course, the nemesis of the movie will be a legion of Evil Nazi Groundhogs, who summon a hoarde of “Gotchya ya!” chanting all-star zombies.
Personally, I think the woman who plays 'Becka from Andromeda would do a good “me”.
I would like Mel Gibson to play me
But I look more like Jack Black 