“You knew it had to come down to this.”
After those words left Zappo’s lips, an eerie silence descended on The Town To Be Named Later. The only sound that could be heard was “Glug, Glug, … Hic … SPLASH!” as UncleBeer fell dead drunk from the boardwalk into the horse trough. Luckily for him, a drifter with a heart of gold named Jester cared enough to pull his head out of the trough so he wouldn’t drown.
Main Street was deserted except for two lone figures, and a tumbling tumbleweed (brought to you by the redundancy department). However, the boardwalk was filled with the townfolk of The Town To Be Named Later, who were frozen in a mixture of fear and awe as the two man stood face to face about 20 paces away from each other.
“You messed with my sheep.” said the larger of the two figures. He was dressed in blue jeans, a nondescript shirt, and a 3/4 length duster coat that blew softly in the wind.
“Tell it to the mods. I needed to make a nice roast lamb in a reduced wine/rosemary sauce.” What he gave up in size, the other figure made up in ominousnessnessness. He was dressed completely in black, except for a flurry of buttons on his vest, which included the Batman call signal, and a Comic Book Lovers Do It With Imagination.
The tableau was temporarily ruined by a loud roar as a Harley came barreling down the street. ShibbOleth only stopped long enough to throw a beautifully disheveled GKW on the back of Hog and drive off.
“You’re the sheriff, do something,” Fionn begged of Ferrous.
“I can’t handle something this big.” Ferrous said. “It’s been brewing for years. This town just ain’t big enough for two…”
Sccchhhhhttttwwack! A checker flew from blur’s hand. “No cliches!” He screamed, and then went back to looking intently at his game.
“Nobody messes with my sheep.” The figure’s voice went lower, as his hand went to his waist.
“And everybody knows they’re nothing but sluts, and I ain’t no gopher” rejoined the man in black. His hand hovering by his waist also. “I can write secret deaths, as well as secret origins.”
The entire town gave a huge, collective gasp. {b]El Elvis Rojo** sat down heavily on the boardwalk. Lightnin’ and White Lightin made sure everyone in town knew they weren’t actually the same person. stv began to furiously take notes. He hadn’t had this big of a story since Stoid and december destroyed each other under a huge fluffy of partisan pamphlets.
“That’s a lotta bold talk for a geek.” said the larger figure. He pulled his duster away from his hip.
Nobody spoke. Nobody even breathed. They knew it had to come to this. But they didn’t know how it would end. Nobody did.