It’s also totally unaffiliated with the boards, gotta mention that!
It should also be mentioned that Coldfire is simply jealous that it wasn’t his ass I was talking about fisting. 
It’s not that as much as the fact that you lost three rings in his ass last time, and they are still jingling around inside him. Of course, that the rings were cheap gold electroplate doesn’t help. His shit is so green now, you’d think he ate the Statue of Liberty.
I certainly don’t want anything near my ass, but d’ya think I can watch?
Does that include clothing? Does that mean you are naked from the waist down & standing up? Cool.
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*Originally posted by Hastur *
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Calibrated green poo? Me thinks Charlton will have something to say about that.
Yes, but WHERE? I have read directions on how to get there. I have actually been to where it supposedly is. It ain’t there. So, could someone just put a plain old URL up so it would be easy for computer and internet dummy’s like me to find?
Thankyou and carry on.
Rasa, as two #sd regs who are not going to DTF, I think we need to pray for their souls.
Clique? Clique? Nonsense. (/me knows nothing about any cliques)
Doob, you should know better - Crisco isn’t water-based. I’ll bring my 55-gallon drum of Wet for you, but only as long as I get live streaming video.
Me, I’m waiting for Monster104 to jizz all over his hotel room, Mercutio to dip n’ kiss everyone he meets (including me, dammit!), and, of course, I will enter carrying the dessicated corpse of Eduardo.
Esprix
Cartooniverse stands next to Diane. Camera in hand. Immense 85-205mm lens, with doubler. You want close-up? We got close-up. He chats idly with her, enjoying the warm autumn air.
He struggles, he really does. How difficult it is to enjoy the pleasant conversation, yet not let his eyes wander down a bit. Her svelte creme colored blouse with matching camisole and pearls is simply elegant. It’s a delightful contrast with what she’s wearing from the waist down. Which is…
Not a damned thing. 
" Hi, Diane, I’m 'Toons. Care for some hot cocoa? 
DopeToberFest, also known as Coldie-Spiny-LA-Dope.
Also, I thought Demo was the ass-slammer, not slammee?
thinksnow, don’t you ever pay attention? I do Demo up the ass every time I see him. He seems to enjoy my 13" strap-on.
I’m gonna hang out in #straightdope with Rasa and Maeglin and probably Mnementh 'cause we’re all poor losers.
Thank you, thinksnow. You’ve given me the only useful information in this entire thread.
What is this “#straightdope” you speak of?
And, fine. If you guys don’t want to talk to ME, fine.
I didn’t want to talk to you fuckers anyway.
Dicks.
[feeling silly]
You’re missing the big picture, I think. Don’t you see what an opportunity lies before you?
See, while the DTF-ers are together IRL, they wont be in chat. It’ll be you chance to seize their power! Take over the chat, and start the mother of all cliques!
Viva la revelucion!
[/feeling silly]
[sub]yeah, I know I screwed up the spelling…[/sub]
#straightdope doesn’t help people. you need to tell them the actual irc server.
Totally, Maegs. Hell in a handbasket, I tell you.
Rye, get an IRC client, get on Undernet(any Undernet server), and hie thee to #straightdope.
I gotta ask where are the links?
I want to see a few links to a couple of dusty threads you have started that no one replyed to.
Come on, prove it ya bastard! 
See! your lies and flair for melodrama has kept you out of the clique.
I of course and not part of the clique, because I like to harrass friends when they are sad and angry about life
poor Demo LOL NOT!
Demo, that sir is ** LABIA ** , and I for one intend to sue ! * Even if I’m not going 
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Bite my ass, goddamnit. I tried to be helpful. I don’t even know all the undernet servers–just the ones I try. And furthermore, bitemebitemebiteme, because I use a bizarro unix-like irc interface that, as far as I know, no one else uses. So I can guaranfuckingtee you that my giving you an elaborate, step-by-step rundown of how I get to cliqueville ain’t gonna help anyone else.
Goddamnit.
First we got the cliques. Then we got the clueless. Then we got the ingrates. And then there’s thinksnow in the middle there, singlehandedly keeping the airlines in business as he flies all over to Dopefests. Fest Whore.
Ooohhh… tell me you use ircII! With some edited version of Phoenix!
Cranky IRCing old school!