#straightdope people are going to be a clique at DTF!

Those stupid bastards in #straightdope are all going to hang out together like a little fucking high school clique at the LA dopefest and not talk to the rest of us! Well you know what? They can all HAVE each other! I’m sick of this crap. I’ve been here for almost two years and no one reads my posts or anything just because I’m not in the clique! I start really interesting threads and no one replies to them…EVER!

Fuck #straightdope and all it’s elite clique members. See if I talk to you at DTF!

We love you when you’re mad.

Oh please demo, king of the LJ clique! You know you’ll be hanging out with the rest of us elitist bastards because you ARE one!

We’re not elite. We’re insomniacs. Different.

Personally, I’m going to be too busy ass-fisting demo to be bothered by cliques.

What, there’s not an assfisting Demo clique? FUCK! I wonder if I can get a refund on my ticket…

And Doobieous. ESPECIALLY Doobieous.

I hear demo screams like a bitch when you push past the second sphincter Cyn. He says it makes him feel all “tingly”.

Cyn, as long as you have small, collapsible hands and a big canister of crisco, we’ll get along just fine.

Medium hands, but I’m flexible. :smiley:

You’ll do just fine. I’m sure i can accomodate you. We’ll just have to go slower :).

I masturbated to the idea of Nymysys naked. Does that make me BAD?

“Things one does not want to read during morning coffee”

  1. References to assfisting
  2. References to masturbation
  3. References to Manservant Suckmyass
  4. Mansmurfit Herbcubus making assfisting and masturbation references.

So, why the fuck is this in the Pit, anyway? You KNOW Lynn gets mad when you kids come and play in her yard.

theres an irc server?

Oh, thanks, Demo, for reminding me to log on. I keep forgetting…

That may be, but I read it during my morning tea and I LMAO. Just a data point.

What is DTF?

Oh yeah? Well I hate you all because I won’t be there!

So nya!

what is #straightdope ???

<sigh>

It’s an IRC chatroom. It’s either a lot of fun and a great distraction late at night, or it’s a raging cliquish snobbish self-esteem killer to those who aren’t regulars.

You be da judge.