As a biology TA at the University of Missouri in the late '80’s I had Crystal Kleer (sp?) and Joy Rider as students one semester. Crystal I caught on to right away but someone pointed out “Joy Rider” to me. I had always said it with a pause between the names so I never thought it was unusual. What made it even stranger was that Joy was a male. He was a nice guy and one of my better (and most serious) students.
When I was doing customer service a number of years ago, I spoke to someone on the phone whose name was “Richie Cunningham.”
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These are two good ones from people I work with: Mary Virgin and Margie Assalone.
Can you imagine having the name Assalone? haha
When I worked for an HMO, two of our subscribers were named Brabender and Outhouse. And one of our doctors was Dr. Bonebrake (thankfully, not an orthopedic surgeon).
“Charity Charity”
An unmarried American, afaik.
I may even have posted the name here already but can’t see it / recall.
I just have to post mine. My friend is Asian and his name is Wonhoe Foyu (One Ho for you) and my other Asian friends name is Bong Chu (Bong Chew) my other friends name is Michael Reynolds (reynolds wrap) and a girl in my Reading Class, her name is Gina Va (and well…when we go up to see our grades, its listed backwards.you know…va…)
OMG! I almost forgot my friends name Nick Weinerhole (weiner hole) Another one is Jordan Baker, Nathan Hickey, Bryce Gallos (gay eggos) haha! good times!
“Truong” is a common Vietnamese name, and it sounds sorta like “truck”. Is it possible you misheard or misunderstood his name?
I know a man named Forest Bush. He was named after his father, and his nephew has the same name. Won’t someone make it stop?
I recently met a young guy named Keith Richards. He says his parents claim they had no idea.
David Bowie used to let people think he named his son Zowie Bowie, but his real name is Duncan Jones.
There was a member at the tutoring center I work at named Mercedes Benz.
Also seen a few Bud Wisers as well.
There was some dude in a class of mine named Troy George.
I didn’t preview the class list before reading attendance and had to pull a Life of Brian non-laugh.
I don’t really know of any outright funny names, but I know a few odd ones. I had an orthodontist named James Bond, but he was pretty old and was born before the movies.
In college I had a biology professor named Dr. Eou, pronounced “ew”.
In high school I had a teacher named Hilton Yam. He later joined the FBI and became Special Agent Yam. I also knew of a teacher named Mr. Batman.
I went to gradeschool with a girl named Marjorie Dorry. I’m not sure why, but I remember we all found this very funny. I also knew a girl in gradeschool whose middle name was Milkmouth. Her full name was Donna Milkmouth Cole. I don’t know why her parents would do this to her. Another girl I knew in school was named Becky Fell. She had a brother named Tim, and one day, he actually fell down some bleachers during an assembly.
I’ve met a few people who have the misfortune of sharing a name with someone famous. I’ve met a Paul Simon and a Barbara Walters, the first selling insurance and the second a receptionist.
My mother works with a guy who has the craziest mafia movie name I can imagine: Mikey “The Shark” Angelucci. He has it printed that way on his business cards. I treasure the one she gave me. Around the office, people actually refer to him as Mikey the Shark.
One of my close friends is Vietnamese, and her first name is pronounced “Tron”. She gets endless crap from sci-fi fans. I also knew a woman from China whose real first name was Xiu, so she Americanized it to Sue. Her last name however, was Wong, leading to several embarassing “Suzie Wong” jokes. I once ran into an American Indian woman named Charlene Respects Nothing.
**** What if Mr. Corn married Miss Hohl?? - CORNHOLE??
OR What if Mr. Holhl married Miss Corn - WHOLE CORN??
What if Mr. Fukk married Miss Yu?? Fuck you???
What if Mr. Dick married Miss Izgrowin?? Dick is growin??
:D:D:D:D:D
Reported as a zombie thread. From 2003, at that.
That’s comedy gold right there.
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