Strange celebrity crushes?

I have a thing for news anchors and reporters:

Stacy Tisdale, a financal reporter on CNN Headline News. I think she’s attractive, but she has this unusual voice that I would love to hear whisper dirty talk in my ear.

Shelley Smith, a reporter on ESPN. She has this great reddish blonde hair and really intense eyes (love that in women). There’s just something “earthy” about her that even gets a sports-phobic guy like myself to stop and watch.

Andrea Koppel, from CNN. She has a lot of the same physical qualities I like in Shelley Smith, plus she seems smart as hell when I’ve seen her on on of those weekend reporters’ roundtable shows.

Just based on book jacket photos and a photo I saw in a friend’s copy of Granta once, I developed a crush on author Elizabeth McCracken. Not quite a celebrity, but close enough.

Ok, THIS is weird.

Meg White.

You know, that little drummer girl from the White Stripes.

She’s pasty, kinda chubby and plays the drums.

But, my god… there’s just something about her. Especially when she plays the drums. Especially when you see the pictures of her on their self-titled first album.

Yes, I’m weird, aren’t I?

You’re not the only one. I’m the moderator of the Blackadder Ladies Club over at Yahoo! Groups. We adore Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder. My favorite is when he plays butler to Prince George in the Regency Period. He was also very dishy as Ebenezer Blackadder in the Blackadder Christmas Carol.

My co-worker Joe has got the hots for that very same actress who plays Ray’s wife on that show.

The ones I have that count as strange would have to be Jeanine(sp?) Garofalo and Blythe Danner.

Stephen Fry when he played Jeeves in the tv series ‘Jeeves and Wooster’, co-starring with Hugh Laurie. Yes, I know Stephen Fry is gay. But there’s something so very appealing about him as Jeeves. Rrrrrrrrrr!

BTW, loved his novel ‘The Liar’.

Charlize Theron turns me on more than any woman on the planet, which isn’t strange at all, I guess.

Other than that:

Marissa Tomei
Sandra Bullock
Meg Ryan
Nicole Kidman
Why do I even bother? This list isn’t strange at all…it’s almost predictable! :smack:

Billy Bob Thornton. I know he’s a serious loser in the relationship department, but I guess I just wouldn’t have a relationship with him…

Clint Eastwood, at all periods in his life including now.

Keith Richards & Mick Jagger: the definitive examples of the term “ugly/sexy”

I’m not turned on by Charlize Theron and I’m turned off by Nicole Kidman. Is that strange enough?

Ha. Knew I wasn’t alone. I’m 18 and all my friends always look at me like I’m crazy when I bring my crushes (or dreamy-eyed adorations, same difference) up. In particular, there’s:

Kenneth Branagh
David Bowie
Alan Rickman (though if you ask me, that’s not weird. He does, after all, have the sexiest voice known to mankind)

Only odd because they’re much, much older than me.

Anthony Hopkins

Tcheky Karyo

Chelsea Clinton! She’s not only hot, she ought to be elected President some day.

Chelsea in 2016!

Jack Black
Chris Farley
John Goodman
Mike Myers

Janeane Garofalo

I’m thoroughly heterosexual, yet there’s just something about Angelina Jolie that …er… arouses my curiosity.

The hubby has no problem with this. :smiley:

I think Paige Davis has the best butt in the entertainment industry. Does that count?

I think Jocelyn Ford’s voice is absolutely delightful. Though I wouldn’t call it a crush in a romantic sense.

I’ve always found Katey Segal to pique my interest. She’s perfect for Leela, a cartoon character on whom I have a crush.

I wouldn’t excactly call it a crush. In fact, he’s probably the , er, wrong sex.
Tim Curry

And if that’s not bad enough,
Alice Cooper. Whose birthday it is today.

I like him more for the music. I guess I was a sick puppy as a teenager, but I have to admit, I still crank up “School’s Out” whenever it comes on our oldies station. No, Mr zoogirl doesn’t look anything like him. Mostly.

And James Marsters. Give me two of those, I wanna wreck one!

Arianna Huffington. Looks, brains, sense of humor. WOW:D

Definitely Jodie Foster, especially in “Silence of the Lambs.” Yowza!

[head off obvious comments at the pass]I swear I am not John Hinckley.[/head off obvious comments at the pass] :smiley:

Jeff Corwin interests me strangely.

David Attenborough (the guy that does the nature specials.) I just think he’s so cool. I’d love to hang out with him.

Sean Connery can eat crackers in my bed anytime. He looks better now that he’s older, IMHO.