I’ll be happy to rock *your * mom.
Our local septic tank/portajohn company has a poker hand as their logo. Yes, it’s a Royal Flush.
Oh God, seconded. That commercial always include me yelling “Shut your fucking piehole, bitch! I’m getting to the fucking discount! If they have a wife like you, who spends every fucking dime I make, they’ll need the fucking discount!!” at the radio.
Remember GE? They used to have a slogan “Progress Is Our Most Important Product”-made sense. But a company (long gone, used to work for them, had a really strange one:“Tomorrow’s Thinking in Today’s Products”?? :smack:
I saw a truck today from Excell Excavations- they rent heavy equipment. The back of the truck said “Your Hole is Our Goal!”
:eek:
It could be a lot worse. What if they wanted you to return the eaten portion?
A local septic tank pumper here has the name - Honey Dipper.
You now are imagining yourself rocking your mom.
There was this add at some store in a local mall. Had this pic of this sexy model in near naked revealing lingerie looking right at you with this seductive smile.
In the upper corner it says “happy mother’s day”
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What kind of fucked families are they marketing to?
Well in MY family it’s tradition to give mothers day cards/gifts to your spouse (if they so happen to be a mother) as well, so maybe (and hopefully) they were going for the husband-wife angle?
On the menu, it’s Verde Soylentio.
The best slogan ever could very well be “BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine.” Yet at the same time I could argue it’s become as malapropos, in some cases, as “Chevrolet - An American Revolution.”
BMW long ago – purely from greed I have to assume – took to eagerly supplying Americans their SUV’s, or as BMW (snickeringly, probably) refers to them, SAV’s, sport-activity vehicles. Excuse me while I choke. They drive like 5000-lb. SUV’s regardless of what BMW decides to call them.
Can the BMW “X5” be considered as standing in any conceivable tradition of Ultimate Driving Machines? It’s basically a 5-Series wagon made to look even more outlandish and ungainly. That embarrasment seemed to spawn the “X6” SUV or SAV or CAV, or whatever they’re calling this one – again a slower, thirstier, pricier, less space-efficient version of an existing utility vehicle.
I picture the German engineers and designers joking and making snide, deprecatory remarks back and forth concerning the crassness of Americans’ automotive tastes, all the while pandering to us by designing ever more bizarre models clearly far below German sensibilities in automotive performance and style. Or possibly those BMW employees relegated to the SUV Department just hang their heads all day, lamenting their fate, while their more dignified colleages continue designing the classic sedans, coupes, and roadster.
Ultimate Driving Machines, indeed. Ditto for Mercedes.
I once read an article about a German engineer or executive trying to persuade colleagues back home to incorporate certain design elements that they found utterly flabbergasting.
Like cup holders. Why on earth would one need something to hold a drink? Gott in Himmel, you’re driving, not sitting down to a meal!
That’s what I was thinking, but folks without baby mommas are left to contemplate their own mom looking at them like that shudder.
Australian wine company, Cockatoo Ridge, have giant billboards featuring a hot-looking young lady with kinda tousled bed-hair, with the slogan “She enjoys a Cockatoo”. Ugh.
I forget which cigarette company it was, but back when 100mm cigarettes were first coming out, their slogan was “It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long”!
Aha! Found it! Winston!
Helmut: Heiny, after your team comes up with cup holders with a German feel to them – Ultimate Driving Machine cupholders – I want you to engineer uber-sophisitcated systems we can tack on to keep dieses dumm autos from rolling over so much. We’ll use the safety angle prominently in our advertising, just below Ultimate Driving Machine.
Heinrich: Why not just design our cars with a low center of gravity, as we always have, in accordance with sensible design principles, mein Herr?
Helmut: Dummkopf! Americans need to climb Pinnacle Rock in Utah from time to time, and ford rivers and streams on the way because of their great environmental consciousness. (guffaws)
Heinrich: Sehr gut.
Helmut: Fahrfergnugen.
I remember a McDonald’s slogan from 20 or so years ago – “People: our most important ingredient.”
I’d wager they’re aiming at those who want to be mothers rather than those who already are.