:smack: Dang, that was supposed to read "your car."
Working at my old job, my office had an astounding view of the Arby’s parking lot across the way. One day a blonde haired, soccer mom type lady pulled up in her SUV. She parked the car, walked to the chain link fence that separated Arby’s from the next property down and, in broad daylight, dropped trou, squatted, and took a leak. Everyone in the office noticed when our secretary loudly exclaimed “Oh my Gosh! Is that girl taking a pee!?”.
We were tempted to tap on the window and cheer her on. 
When she was finished, she stood up, got in her car, and drove away.
Wow, lady. You hate the Oven Mitt that bad, huh?