“You like Chinese food.”
“Maybe in the next century you will live on the moon.”
“Magic time is crated [sic] when unconventional person come [sic].”
What the hell does that last one mean?
I was having lunch with some former cow-orkers, and one of them got the fortune
You’re still hungry, have another cookie.
So on the way out he showed it to the manager (we went there a lot), and she gave him another cookie. Once we were outside he opened it and it said
You’re full now.
However my all-time strangest has got to be
More pineapple please.
This is my favorite of all time, and I kept it tucked in my PDA case, and then I lost my PDA and was very sad:
Why does the apple fall from the tree?
It’s a zen koan! It’s a physics lesson! Who could ask for more?
“That wasn’t chicken”