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I really hope you posted this reply in the wrong thread. :o
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[li]In a 1979 Ford Pinto.[/li][li]In the bathroom of a pizza shop.[/li][li]3x Mile High Club member, each time during an international flight so the bathrooms were slightly less small.[/li][li]On the beach in Turkey. Got interrupted by security. They thought my wife was a hooker and it was an opportunity to get touchy-feely.[/li][/ul]
Northridge Park, in the bushes by the softball diamonds.
I go with the classics. Hayloft.
I was going to refer to the Newlywed Game clip but then realized the OP was heading that off at the pass.
Was that you in Animal House?
Inside this thing, in the winter. I shit you not.
outside the Forestry Research Building at Penn State… it wasn’t strange until a guy came by… walking his dog… off leash… and the dog greeted me in typical canine fashion…
If oral counts then on the M25 just shy of the M23 turnoff.
And in the back of a limo.
In shallow waters off Hamilton Island, QSL
It wasn’t full-on sex, but orgasms were had in the back of a station wagon, friends in front, driving on the Interstate.
Once in a hot tub that was weirdly on the screened-in front porch of a house. It had a long sloping front yard that wasn’t really accessible from the road so there was no danger of getting caught by passers-by … but we could see cars driving by and I felt pretty visible.
Various places around the house: hall, living room, kitchen. I’m sure most people have done this, but I’m rather tame.
There is an old tower from early Spanish days or some such here in Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic. I knew this girl slightly, but wasn’t thinking of sex when she took my hand and we climbed the tower. It has a wall about waist height and when we were near the top, about 5 stories tall, I’d guess, she unfastened my belt and pulled me down on top of her. She was lying on old dirty raw concrete, but she made fast work of it. Obviously not her first time. Later after leaving her off I tried to buy an ice cream and found that when I was coming my money had been going. She just took my cash which was less than $25.00 USD in Pesos.
I was about to say “New Jersey” but --------
I-75 on a moving motorcycle and several of the International Classrooms at Pitt.
In a Vermont hilltop meadow one idyllic summer. Ah, memories…
Hey BrotherCadfael, was it like this? Do tell.
In the heavens surrounded by angels who were rejoicing over their children (her and me) and what we were doing. We both felt very young, infantile, and yet very free and innocent rejoicing in each other.
In real world terms on a ski lift, but that pales to the above.
I also remember one time in Burbank California in a crowded Irish pub…
How do two people fit in an airline bathroom?
Once they squeeze in, they can’t help but have sex by default!
When I saw this thread title I was reminded of a clip I heard on the Kenny Everett show in London in the mid 70’s where they were chuckling at a quiz type program that I think was from Australia, (my memory is not too good on the details). Anyway it was one of those programs where they question each member of a couple separately and see what answers they give.
The show was going out live and the question to the woman was ‘where did you last have sex’, the answer she gave in a broad Aussie accent was …“up me arse”. There was a stunned silence and some muffled sounds from the control room. While the presenters gathered themselves and said, "the answer we were looking for was ‘in the kitchen’.
See the OP, line one.