Perfectly understandable. Hell, there’s nothing else to DO in West Texas. Except watch the UFOs.
For a redneck, sex with a bovine participant isn’t all that unusual…
A three-hundred year old mosque, the shell of a WWII tank, and inside a helicopter (sitting on the pad, not in flight) are the most exotic I can claim.
(bolding mine)- is that what they’re calling it these days?
In my car, a VW Golf, while parked on the side of the road at South Street Seaport in NYC, middle of a summer Saturday. I had to open the sunroof so she wouldn’t keep banging her head into the ceiling. I’d say a few hundred people walked by, but no one bothered us.
Same GF, on a pedestrian walkway alongside the water while walking by the mansions in Newport, RI. At one point the walkway went under a roadway or another walkway or something, so there was a little tunnel. We had been walking along, dirtytalking each other into something of a pre-orgasmic frenzy, to test the effectiveness of a pair of ben-wah balls she had just gotten. We had enough time for her to remove the balls and, well, we didn’t need much time.
Same GF, about 50’ off the trail in the woods in Sleepy Hollow, NY.
Same GF gave me oral while we were on a roadtrip, and I went through the tollbooth getting onto the PA Turnpike. In those days there was no EZ Pass, so you had to go to through the machine to pick up a ticket, or drive through one of the manned booths. I chose the latter, just for fun.
I dated (FWB, actually) a college professor when I attended the same school, and we got it on in her office once.
That’s all that’s coming to me at the moment.
Inside the trunk of my '98 Mustang.
It was… wait for it… a tight fit.
Given the user name, are you sure it was the trunk?
Oh, most certainly! The hood ornament tends to get in the way 
on my couch…I don’t get out much
So…what ultimately happened with that GF?
He decided she wasn’t the best Nymphomaniacs Anonymous sponsor for him.
And countless movie theatres.
Back of an ambulance
On a skee ball lane
In a ball crawl
in a waterslide flume
Several areas of a miniature golf course
Working graveyard shifts at a small amusment park has its perks
Ok, here we go:
Obvious: My parents’ bed
Not So Obvious: My brother’s bed
Kinda’ Creepy: My Grandmother’s bed
Another Obvious: A swimming pool
Also Kinda’ Creepy: While she was having a conversation with her mother on the telephone
Again, Kinda’ Creepy: In the back seat, while her father was sleeping in the driver’s seat.
Kinda’ Gross: On a fish-cleaning table (where worker’s gut fish)
Fun: On the salad bar of a restaurant (while closed) while fully visible via windows all around.
Again, Kinda’ Obvious: While driving.
That’s all I can think of now…
And I’m not sure you want to know what that “warm, summer rain” was either. 
I’d be curious as well. That’s a pretty busy part of town any time of day (at least busy by “let’s have sex here” standards).
Come on! Just because she wasn’t that pretty there’s no need to be mean!
Previous thread on the subject.
Nothing to add since then for us.
It was in the evening, just after dark. Lots of cars and pedestrians only feet away. We were standing on the curb, waiting for the light to change, and I guess we were a little impatient.
She was something of a headcase. I couldn’t take it anymore, despite the rather amazing sexual experiences we shared.
Is this coitus we’re talking about? (I know you’re gay, if coitus is the wrong word forgive me.)
Edit: Oh, sorry, I missed the proscription in the OP. You can Google the YouTube clip yourself.