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Going back about 10 years my (at the time) boyfriend asked me to stop moving while we were doing it, he came, that was that.
The next time he asked me to pretend to be a paraplegic and during sex to tell him I couldn’t move my legs, that I couldn’t feel them, that I couldn’t feel him inside me. It was great for him, it did nothing for me.
Later that week he asked if it would be okay if he bought a wheelchair and could I spend the weekend at his house pretending I couldn’t walk. I declined and broke up with him.
That’s when I started reading about Devotees, I think there’s a Wikipedia article on it. The psychology is interesting.
The strangest request I made was back in high school. My boyfriend’s parents had a house in the country and me, him and another couple we were friends with used to go there to have some fun, but in different bedrooms. I was joking with my boyfriend that we should ask them if they wanted company, and I was surprised but they said yes. And no, it didn’t turn into a foursome. But I can tell you there are no 4 people on earth coordinated enough to make love on the same inner spring mattress at the same time.
(or is there? :dubious:)
I’ve never had a partner make a strange request. The only thing that was even slightly odd was when one girl asked me to masturbate in front of her, and then “cum on her tits.” I did so, but honestly masturbating in front of each other isn’t that strange of a thing to do.
:blinks:
: opens mouth:
:shuts it without saying anything:
:blinks again:
I mean, I wouldn’t personally like to get peed on (or, really, do the peeing) or have serious pain during sex or any of the other things here, but I can at least in some way sort of understand how it could be sexy and desired for someone.
Except this one.
Going by the OP of ‘strangest’ (not ‘grossest’, ‘most self-destructive’, or whatever), this really has to be up there. Lorax, do you have any clue what this was about? (My only guess: first step in a male-to-female transition. Other than that, I got nuthin’)
I thought it was hot. Of course, it had nothing to do with the lipstick.
I wish I had a good one to contribute, but I don’t. Just the pedestrian liked-to-be-spanked, talked dirty to, be handled roughly (but not too roughly), etc.
if you think that is hard you should try it on a water bed. oral is especially difficult, a person could get a fractured face or at least a bloody nose.
Oh, I agree. Once I got past the “Bwuh ?!” factor, we had all kinds of fun being artistic on each other in between bouts of fucking like rabid mongooses. Boy, was that girl intense… Anyway.
However, among all the kinks and weirdnesses that I had the pleasure (or awkward embarassment) of partaking in, this one has the distinction of being the only one to totally stump me. I swear I drew a 10 seconds blank just to process the request.
I was still in high school and had exhausted just about every alternative to intercourse with my then boyfriend when he, a hardcore EasyCheez connoisseur, came up with this idea:
“How bout we go to Taco Bell and order a Nachos Bell Grande, and I’ll eat it off yer tits?”
I declined, for three reasons:
1). Sharp edges of the components involved
2). Propensity for it making a mess and getting everywhere and smelling, plus me having to clean up “the leftovers” afterwards (bear in mind, on another occasion, he went down on me with a piece of gum in his mouth, lost it, and kept going without telling me…and i wound up with Winterfresh stuck to the ass of my fav underwear and ground into the nap of my mother’s oriental rug where we’d been doing it) and
3). His already tenuous relationship with digestion and dairy.
I was 16, he was 17.
My strangest request of a partner was only strange in that I got turned down…I love giving head and have no gag reflex. I wanted my b/f (not the same boyfriend as in the Nachos anecdote, as he would have complied before the words were even out of my mouth) to “try and make me choke on it.” He started to comply, but I could tell he wasn’t real into it, and finally he said that that was the kind of thing you do with a hooker, not your girlfriend. I told him he was an idiot.
Coming at this from the other side…I’ve asked my wife for many mildly pervy things and just get a “Meh”. I love her to pieces and have been married for many many years. I just don’t get why some girls don’t have it in them to say yes. Even if they don’t get thrilled w/ it, I just always thought a lover should do something to make the other person happy.
you might give her as a birthday present whatever she wanted you to do. maybe she’ll think that a good present for you as well, or at least get closer to what you want.
I have a friend who is more like Sam’s Choice, 30% less fat vanilla. She only has sex with her boyfriend by appointment, (Tuesday afternoon, some Sundays, providing neither work) and the kinkiest thing she bought at a Spice of Life Party was Linen Mist :rolleyes: And this is a marked improvement, after years of him wearing her down.
Despite the fact that I didn’t participate in proposed Taco Bell body topping business, I totally agree with Digger. As long as it’s not likely to be incredibly painful or have any long-lasting ill-effects, why not humor the person and say you’ll try it, or at least be willing to meet them halfway?
For the record, I will be perfectly happy to “choke you with it” or participate in Taco Bell body topping business, either by appointment or as a walk-in.
Why is it that the women who want you to choke them with it can’t be choked (b/c of no gag reflex), while the women who choke easily don’t want you to (“don’t push so hard- I’ll choke!”)?
Since I posted this, my mind has been returning to this individual, curious to know whether he ever found someone to grant this request. So far, I can’t find any trace of him, but I’ll keep looking. Sadly, if someone genuinely wants to be snuffed, there are probably lots of people who’d comply.
