Streaker retires after 519 appearances.

Seems like a fun loving bloke. Fortunately for him Europe knows the difference between a laugh and a sex crime. But the article says his public streaking has still landed him in jail 30 times.

I guess the security at sporting events can rest a little easier now. Unless someone else decides to step in and take up the mantle. Or, maybe we should say drop his skivvies? :smiley:

i rise and salute.

Don’t look Ethel!

He streaked a superbowl? How’d he even get onto the field?

Decided not to stick it out another year, eh?

(Ba-dump bump! TISH!)
I can’t claim credit. It’s an old joke. I’m just surprised it wasn’t used before now.

He did say gravity was against him

It takes real balls to make a statement like that.

Hangin’ em up, eh?