Stuck in a Pit Thread With You.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Stuck in a Pit Thread With You.
(Sung to the tune of Stuck in the Middle With You - With apologies to the band Steelers Wheel

Sing along if you like… ahem 1-2-3-4
(Intro)
Well I’m logging on to Straight Dope tonight.
I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
So drunk, I just 'bout fall off my chair,
And I wonder if I can type this impaired.

Trolls to left of me,
Dopers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in a Pit thread with you.

Yes I’mmmmmmmm stuck in a Pit thread with you,
And I wonder why I’m reading your poo.
It’s not hard to put you back in your place,
Cuz yer spellin iz a totle disgraze.

Trolls to left of me,
Dopers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in a Pit thread with you.
First you call him a bet-welcher,
Then you call him a goat-felcher, then

Your mama was insulted, and you’ve got to get him back,
So type,
SLEEEEE eee EEE eee eee eee eeze.
SLEEEEE eee EEE eee eee eee eeze.

I try to make some sense of this squall,
But I can see Bjorn makes no sense at all.
I’m worn and drank too many beers,
And I wish that this thread disappears.

Trolls to left of me,
Dopers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in a Pit thread with you.

Stuck in a Pit thread with you.
[sub]here I am,
Stuck in a Pit thread with you. [/sub]
(fade)

Thanks, you've been a great audience.

Similar silly SDMB songs by Smug:
**On the Cover of the Ol' Straight Dope**
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43128
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<walks in frowning after a miserable day>
<starts reading>
<smiles>
<reads more>
<starts laughing and doesn’t stop until he’s done>

thanks smug. you just made a bad day better :slight_smile: that has to be the best thing I’ve read for a while

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I actually can sing along with that :slight_smile: not that you’d want to hear my horrible singing, especially when i’m sick :slight_smile:

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Well done, smug! Very nice! That’s one of my favorite songs, and your cover version is most excellent!

[sub]so excellent, in fact, that I won’t berate you for mispelling Steelers. It’s Stealer’s.[/sub]

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Well, it’s got a good beat and I could cut an ear off to it. I give it an 8.5

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That was GREAT!

I would give you a 9.0 . I want to hear you sing it for the extra point :smiley:

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http://www.google.com/search?q=Steelers+Wheel&btnG=Google+Search

I think only you and one other dude spell it that way.

I think it’s Steelers like the Pittsburgh NFL team.
It makes sense to me.
Steeler = metal worker who makes steel. Stealer = thief.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I think I’m right on this one.

But thanks Persephone! There are several openings for “groupie” available, interested? :smiley:

And thanks everyone, it was fun writing it.
:slight_smile:

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OK, smug, you kick ass.

And, yes, I actually sang it…

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BRAVO!! :slight_smile: Wow, that’s so cool!

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Smug: Me, one other guy, and the guys in the band. :smiley:

Check this out, and this, which I got from Google.

'Cept I did spell it wrong. There’s no apostrophe in Stealers. :smiley:

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Working nights and early mornings, have you been having paralyzers for breaky again m’dear?

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Persephone, you’re right, it’s Stealers, thank you.
How silly of me to question your spelling correction. smacks forehead I should know better by now. :slight_smile:

Notice I said "I think” in the previous response.
I wasn’t sure, so thanks for the clarification.

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Smug - This is one of the many reasons that you’re my hero. :wink:

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No problemo, smuggy. BTW, I had that song in my head all day. Not a problem there, either, considering it’s one of my faves. And you did do an excellent job. :smiley:

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ROFL! That was great! I have no idea what my patient (who’s lying behind me, getting a scan done) must have thought when he heard me half-singing/half-humming the song and cracking up. Thanks, Smug!

Ender, glad I’m not the only one who associates that song with Reservoir Dogs.

:wink:

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Hey, they’re playing my song!